SkyRunner Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giants' fingers. Quote
Blanchette Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 Some lady steps on a watch and gets slapped. The owner of said watch punches the guy who slapped the lady. "No one hits a lady, not on my watch!" Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 5, 2015 Posted October 5, 2015 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Quote
Narckarth Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 I got some pretty a-blazing puns. Now if you get hurt from how bad they are you can't flame me you read this at your own risk. before you can even begin to come into these kinds of threads you have to ash yourself if you are ready for these heat puns. Wow the quality of these are just getting fire and fire and I'm starting to simmer down but I wont let cinder my efforts cause after all you have to rem-ember why we are here? To burn the respect of our peers! Of course. Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' Dolly replies. 'It's true, no bull!' exclaims Daisy. I got some pretty a-blazing puns. Now if you get hurt from how bad they are you can't flame me you read this at your own risk. before you can even begin to come into these kinds of threads you have to ash yourself if you are ready for these heat puns. Wow the quality of these are just getting fire and fire and I'm starting to simmer down but I wont let cinder my efforts cause after all you have to rem-ember why we are here? To burn the respect of our peers! Of course. Well, you certainly kept to your theme. Quote
SgtNoobly Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) What do u say when a robot dies? RUST in peace Edited October 7, 2015 by SgtNoobly Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 There was a person who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hopes that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted October 9, 2015 Global Mods Posted October 9, 2015 Canadians are straight Eh students. Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted October 11, 2015 Global Mods Posted October 11, 2015 What's the weather going to be like tomorrow? Hail if I know! Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead raccoon. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'Sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' Quote
Elcoolio Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 A thread just for puns, im home. What's the weather going to be like tomorrow? Hail if I know! your right, snow one can predict the weather Quote
Mäddla Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Snakes are taking over the world. You could say it's an Arbokalypse Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says to the other, 'I lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first one replied, 'I'm positive.' Quote
laggless01 Posted October 19, 2015 Posted October 19, 2015 When the lights turned on on my train, I immediately grabbed my ticket for the conductor. Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 19, 2015 Posted October 19, 2015 Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, so he was very frail, and his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Quote
laggless01 Posted October 19, 2015 Posted October 19, 2015 -Why are you so negative?>I screwed myself over...It's a maths joke. Quote
mde2001 Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 God said to Peter "Come forth and I shall grant you eternal life" but Peter came fifth and won a toaster. Quote
laggless01 Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 What animal likes to make bad jokes?The Easter Punny. Quote
SkyRunner Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Deja Moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before. Quote
naevanyx Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 What happened to the cannibal that came late to a potluck?He was given the cold shoulder. Why wouldn't the car start? It was too exhausted. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted October 24, 2015 Global Mods Posted October 24, 2015 Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 If you are what you eat then doesn't that make cannibals the only normal people? Quote
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