heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 HE WON THE WORLS SERIES OF POKER WITH JUST POKEMON CARDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Chick norris... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr-Ma-Ama Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) You want a Chick Norris fact? Brose Lee kicked his ass Edited March 26, 2015 by UnprofessionalAmateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yea I think that's his only weakness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CURIE Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 He fought Superman in a bet once, the deal was that the loser would wear his underpants on the outside forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr-Ma-Ama Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) The Illuminati wonders wether Chuck Norris is real or not. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked someone so hard, his foot broke the speed of light, travelled into the past and in the year 1945 it killed Adolf Hitler in Berlin. Edited March 26, 2015 by UnprofessionalAmateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Looool Chuck once kicked a horse in the neck. It's descendants are known today as giraffes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yash Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Chuck Norris refused an offer from the Godfather.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Chuck died a few years ago but Death doesn't have the courage to tell him so Lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yash Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Chuck died a few years ago but Death doesn't have the courage to tell him so Lulz B!tch please, Chuck Norris killed Death.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Can't stop laughing at that response XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr-Ma-Ama Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Nothing can kill Chuck Norris... So Chuck Norris tracked down nothing and killed it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Hah lol Chuck norris saw a white and gold dress and he beat it black and blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentleman's Hat Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Chuck Norris played a role in the Star Wars series. He was the Force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 When Alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Chuck Norris played a role in the Star Wars series. He was the Force That was gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Chuck Norris originally had a brand of toilet paper named after him, but he had it recalled because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 In Chuck Norris, joke tell Soviet Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Chuck Norris's chest hair has chest hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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