Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 4, 2016 Global Mods Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted, but they open again under the name "McDonald" and you can't close them because they're not called McDonalds. I wish the shape and size of everyone's ears was determined at the start of each new year by a random number generator. Granted. You end up with a Space Jam planet where that thing exists in a pink tuxedo. I don't think you corrupted this wish, I think you made it better than I imagined it when I made it. Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I wish the shape and size of everyone's ears was determined at the start of each new year by a random number generator. Granted, but that random number generator is permanently stuck choosing between two options. And they both look extremely generic and similar to each other. I wish for birbs. Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon116 13 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted. You are captured and shoved into an aviary for life, forced to eat birdseed. I wish for the Space Jam corrupt wish granting to be fixed to make it corrupt instead of not corrupt. Link to post Share on other sites
Jmanultrax1 38 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 granted it was corrupted for this post but as soon as someone posts after it becomes uncorrupted. I wish that I could enter any video game I wanted and leave it as I please Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon116 13 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted. However, if you leave, you lose your sanity. I wish I could have any soup I wanted on a daily basis. Link to post Share on other sites
Spineblade 20 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 *defibrillates thread* Granted, but it's served in a shot glass and there are no refills. I wish I had more free time. Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Granted, but you'll lose all interest for the things you use to do in your free time I wish I had more friends who play Magic The Gathering Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Granted but they never want to play with you I wish I could freely shapeshift without cost until I die Link to post Share on other sites
iCerulean 5 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Granted, but you lose sight of your own identity. I wish the US could actually compete against Japan in a relevant fg. Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon116 13 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I guess no one appreciates the intricacies of this thread anymore. I have no idea what an fg is, but granted. The USA still crushes Japan. I wish you were here. Link to post Share on other sites
Jibs 0 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I am, but just as a figment of your imagination. I wish i could make waffles with my toaster. Link to post Share on other sites
Spineblade 20 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Granted. Your toaster now makes waffles. Burnt waffles. I wish I could have a little more independence. Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon116 13 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Granted. You are now able to choose how often you listen to Green Day, but you have to listen to Barbie Girl at least once a day. I wish I could downgrade to windows 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Ironbound 110 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Granted. But you also immediately downgrade to Windows Vista. I wish I had nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon116 13 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 - I wish for a fish on a dish that won't kill me (muahah no Sharpedos for you!) Link to post Share on other sites
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