Corrupt Wish Game

[Dragon116 13]

Granted, but it's made from leftover fruit cake.

I wish for tempest to post.

[Lugruf 50]

Granted. But he'll post so much he'll be banned from the forum for spamming.

I wish for a joke that makes me laugh

[Dragon116 13]

Granted, but you laugh so hard you burst a lung.

I wish for a comic of Reborn.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

Granted, but you didn't need to wish for one because there already is one.

EDIT: I wish I didn't forget to wish for something when I made this post.

[BreezyPonie 2]

Granted. You remembered, but the wish was corrupted by the person who posted after you.

I wish I was better at math in general.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

Granted. You're .0000001% better.

I wish for the prosperity and happiness of cephalopods.

[Dragon116 13]

The cephalopods decline your offer thinking it's poison.

I wish for a new way to experience Reborn.

[Gh0stStark 30]

Granted. The story became a corny romance full of drama.

I wish for magic to be real.

[Anthony810 5]

Granted but the world would be destroyed within a matter of days.

I wish for Halloween Town and Christmas Town interacted with each other.

[Jmanultrax1 38]

Granted. You just made the nightmare before Christmas 2

I wish that I could summon a persona

[Dragon116 13]

Granted, but it ends up killing you for the painful life it leads.

I wish for the next person to read my post.

[Jmanultrax1 38]

granted. but I read it halfway

I wish to summon a keyblade

[Gh0stStark 30]

Granted. It's made of crap tho.

I wish to be a song.

[Dragon116 13]

Granted. You are a 2 note song, quickly forgotten.

I wish for a bottle of water.

[Jmanultrax1 38]

granted. but its half empty because I drank from it.

I wish for summer to continue

[Dragon116 13]

Granted. You are transported to Mercury, where it is perpetual summer, but there is no water or water-like replacements..

I wish for a vault.

[Anthony810 5]

Granted but whatever was inside it is melted chocolate~

I wish Ame would grant thy wish~

[Dragon116 13]

Granted. But then Reborn is cancelled.

I wish all pseudo legends were available in Reborn before Samson.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

Granted. There's a ban on using them in gym battles (similar to specific legendaries not being allowed in the Battle Frontier).

I wish to give a Sudowoodo a pretzel.

[Dragon116 13]

Granted, but it just hangs on a branch, forever out of reach.

I wish to know why Sudowoodo needs a pretzel.

[Jmanultrax1 38]

granted. it wants to eat it in front of you as you really wanted that last pretzel

I wish I could read minds

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

Granted, but everyone is informed you can do this so they just stop thinking.

I wish Alex Louis Armstrong and the Cheshire Cat fused into one being.

[Dragon116 13]

Granted. You end up with a Space Jam planet where that thing exists in a pink tuxedo.

I wish I could play a Pokemon game from any town I wanted.

[Amanojaku 7]

Done, but you always spawn over a tree and get stuck.

I wish I had more free time.

[Dragon116 13]

Granted. You will never get a job or kids or partner in anything (crime, love, or other)

I wish I could close down McDonalds.