PBX5 0 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Wish granted but then you were harvested for your organs I wish for some pizza Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Granted, but it is made with my harvested Shuckle organs which are poisonous to humans, and you die I wish to see the Total Perspective Vortex (http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex) Link to post Share on other sites
Malfaria 0 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Granted, but you are too close to a black hole. I wish that the next person wish wasn't corrupted. Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted, but in being not corrupted, the wish becomes corrupted I wish for the next wish to be corrupted Link to post Share on other sites
Malfaria 0 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted but you got teleported on the sun. I wish that this wasn't a wish. Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It isn't, so you get no wishes I wish to be able to wish for things Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Granted! You can now wish for a random thing to appear; which isn't really that great now that you think about it. I wish for a fast internet connection Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Wish Granted to went so fast that the universe imploded I wish for a Cup of your finest tea,two turkey sandwiches and a chocolate cake for desert and maybe get me a nice window seat to eat at. Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzlybrand 0 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Wish granted! But tea, sandwiches and cake are all plastic props from a nice cafe scene in a movie studio. I wish I could have superpowers *^* Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Granted. Your superpower is extreme weight. Now you can't lift any part of your body. I wish for a new book! Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Wish granted but it actually alive and is probably going to eat you I wish for the ability to turn anything i want into chocolate Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Granted. It's the chocolate equivalent of the Midas touch. You can no longer touch anyone or communicate online. I wish for a new bookmark! Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Granted. But it de-materializes everything it touches! So you essentially have a hole going right through the earth. I wish to live in a small house the defies the laws of mass and space. Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Wish granted but your house was taken by the space police to be studied I wish for the ability to use the force and every time I enter a room the Dark Vader theme song plays Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Granted, but the universe is confused by your request for the DARK Vader theme and implodes from confusion I wish Kylo Ren was secretly Jar Jar Binks wearing a person mask under the Kylo Ren mask Link to post Share on other sites
TorchicPlays 0 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Granted, but you ARE Jar Jar Binks... also naked forever I wish to make the above person have to eat a potato. Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Wish granted but the person above that person corrupted your wish and you ended up eating the potato. I wish for some coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Granted. It's hot...and gets poured onto your face. I wish for a nap! Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Wish granted! You get a nap-sack; which while quite useful; still leaves you feeling quite tired. I wish for inspiration Link to post Share on other sites
HakuTaku 7 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Wish granted but every time you feel the wisps of inspiration you'll procrastinate due to fear of failing. I wish to meet Kikuo. Link to post Share on other sites
iCerulean 5 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Granted, but he walks right past you and ignores you the entire time. I wish EA rebooted the C&C series. Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Granted, but it sucks, and you're sad. I wish my internet wouldn't break. Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 It doesn't anymore, but it lags constantly. I wish for more wishes Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon116 13 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Granted. But the wishes are only valid between 8:01 AM and 8:02 AM on February 29th, 2216 I wish for Donald Trump. Huehue. Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Great. The world is barren after global thermonuclear war. I wish for pie. Link to post Share on other sites
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