PBX5 0 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Wish Granted but then the shift key fell out and into the void I wish for a Mountain Dew Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Granted, but it's apparently filled with piss. I wish for Doritos. Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Granted, but your little brother eats them all before you get a chance to. I wish good luck to all the people working on Black Friday O_O Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Granted!, but the good luck they had was taken from you and you got run over trying to cross the road. I wish for some french fries Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Granted, but it's apparently filled with piss. I wish for Doritos. And I'm sadly reminded why I'm not allowed to make food related wishes :/ Wish granted but i stole them if I can't get Mountain Dew you can't get fries I wish for a present Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Granted, you got 10 metric fucktons of weed and the police is at your front door with a battery ram. I wish for 10 gigabytes of memory. Granted, but your little brother eats them all before you get a chance to. I wish good luck to all the people working on Black Friday O_O also older brother would fit a lot more better. since i dont have a little brother(cause i am one lolrip.) Link to post Share on other sites
Bigodes 2 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 I wish for 10 gigabytes of memory. It's all yours. Unfortunately my cloud storage and SSD drives were gone, but I'm sure these floppy disks will work just fine. Even if one does not, you've got 7199 others left. I wish that somebody would want to publish my writings. Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Granted, but your books are used as toilet paper instead I wish for it to rain cat's and dogs Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Granted, but they're all hot cats and hot dogs from Sans' hot dog stall in the Hotlands. I wish that I could give my friend a proper hug right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Granted, but you didn't realize that your friend has super strength, so when they hug you back, every bone in your body shatters and all of your internal organs explode which ultimately leads to a quick termination of your life. I wish Shuckle was real. Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Wish Granted but he sorda took over the world killing everyone :/ I wish to go to the BATCAVE!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Granted, but when you enter the batcave the Joker collapses it on you because he was bored. I wish for some delicious tasting rice. Link to post Share on other sites
Bigodes 2 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but all the rice will instantly turn inedible (by rotting, spilling or becoming floppy disks, you name it) as soon as you eat the first grain. I wish for my paper due to tomorrow to write itself. Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but paper doesn't know how to write, so it's all gibberish and you get an F I wish for all the chocolate Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted, but suddenly all the chocolate in the world turned into dirt. Except for one, but that gets stolen by the supreme all imposing god who died yesterday, Chickenbird. EDIT: Forgot my wish, lol. I want a body pillow for no reason. Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but it comes to life and smothers you to death in your sleep for no reason I wish I was the walrus Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You become the walrus, but no one get's that reference anymore since it's the year of two thousand and seventy. I wish that I am somehow able to write something that's not crap for once. Link to post Share on other sites
Bigodes 2 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 You do now, but absolutely no one (including yourself) would take its time to read it. Sigh... this hits home. I wish I was passionated about math or natural sciences instead of creative writing. Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (Hey man, who said they had to be polar opposites? You could be passionate about both, yanno... ~) Granted, you're extremely passionate but not very good. (my life in Transformice every day) I wish Lisa (my cat) wasn't so obnoxious... x_X Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Wish granted but she splits into another cat ten times as obnoxious and was forever attached to you I wish for a sword that glows in the dark Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, but it glows too bright and it blinds you and anyone else that sees it I wish my vision wasn't so crappy Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, now you can see everything on a microscopic level and your brain is quickly overwhelmed. I wish my hair was magic and could never tangle. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted. It can also never be tied back or cut. I wish that I could listen to music while watching educational videos! Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but the music you listen to is ear-bleeding and screechy, distracting you from the education. I wish for someone out there to have just a bit more *MAGIC* in their life! Link to post Share on other sites
Alozan 0 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but it's dark magic and they raise an army of the dead and take over the world I wish I was a Shuckle Link to post Share on other sites
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