The Fush

I don't actually do anything for halloween... but I'd love to sever a head or two with an axe > just kidding really

That girl is making Blitzle feel electrified >>

It takes LONGER in bw2... Q_Q

...Oh shit. Believe me, this is gonna take about 20 times along to type out as the way I work out my story. I feel outclassed because I have a C for effort ;_; Jk you're aweshum

Who do you think I am? I ALWAYS ADVENTURE, NO MATTER HOW SEVERE THE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS CIRCUMSTANCES! ANYWAY! Prepare for a quick runthrough of Chargestone Cave, because only ONE major thing happens here. Alright, so I bump into Bianca (and I wish I'd get a lucky egg; that happened in the first game), and she just blathers on a bit about pokemon... y'know, the creatures. Then I proceed to mindlessly bash about a million pokemon from a million trainers hangin' out in this here cave. And the only notable thing that happens during this is hearing someone talking about the past here and then going off to protect his pokemon. Huzzah, I wanna see N soon! *10 minutes later* I exit chargestone cave, N-less. Oh well, now I meet Professor Juniper in Mistralton City! And it's a good encounter, because I get a Master Ball (IT GLOWS) and Skyla drops in. So then the professor trots off to the tower, and I'm left to scavenge for drops in the airport, with findings such as the historical Sharp Beak. Anyway, I then go for a spot of Audino.. but before I meet a single one. BAM! An awesome looking Zangoose pops out, and I'm not letting him go anywhere. After some resilience, he now resides in my Ultra Ball, with the name of Calvin, a friend of mine who happens to like Zangooses. And teaching him Work Up has caused a miracle. Work Up + Crush Claw has never NOT 1-2hkoed an enemy so far. Calvin too stronk. --- BREAKING NEWS REPORT! --- "Hello, this is reporter Unfezant. Today, it seems that the population in shaking grass has changed. Emolgas now roam the wild, with few Audinos left to gather their strength with a bunch of Take Downs." And that, folks, is why my Audino training took WAY longer than it should've. HOWEVER, because of it, Amethyst turns into a genderbender Swanna, and SS (who's name I'm tempted to redo now... sounds bland) turns into a monstrous Emboar! YAY! I really need to find an Electrizer so I can evolve Edge. Anyway, with all that out of the way, I rush to Skyla's gym, twist and turn around Skyla's new good puzzle (THE WIND IS POWARFUL), and didn't have a single problem getting through it *Activates stereotypical dubstep for stereotypical MLG play*. The enemy pokemon weren't too bad, with some new faces, but none could stand against the fearsome power of Edge and Voxie. Their powers decimated them all. Then it's time to face Skyla. Voxie actually nearly loses because the Swoobat gets 6 STRAIGHT FLINCHES with Heart Stamp... but one Rock Slide is enough to utterly destroy it. Next, a SKARMORY comes up! Now this is getting interesting. I send out our new awesome Emboar, who manages to take the Air Cutters and Heat Crashes it to oblivion. Finally, the Swan is no match for Edge's LIGHTNING BOLTS, LIGHTNING BOLTS, LIGHTNING BOLTS! Aaaaaaaaaaaand that's all that happened! If I talked in full detail about Chargestone Cave... oh god, it'd be like an essay... don't make me. Current Stats: Everyone is now Lv38, which is great at this point. Not OP-ish high, not depressingly low. There's a lack of new moves, still... Voxie learns Stealth Rock over the meh Power Gem... uh... Pimpin' could learn Double Edge, but that is a move unworthy of his level. BUT we can't forget about the new guy! Calvin (Zangoose): Lv38 Moves: Work Up, Crush Claw, Revenge, X-Scissor. Work Up, and then take your pick, Calvin. Take your pick and KICK THEIR ASSES!

8/10 New guy looks like a cross of a guitarist and a monk.

Zoroark revealed himself to be a not-Scizor and Flamethrower'd Scizor!

Banned because keep yer computer problems to yerself

Salamence used Brick Break Revenge is an old man who can dance like Mr. Orange

Banned because so did mine, ironically ._.

Scary ._.

Espeonio uses Psychic powars

"oh, I only told you all about the first half of the process." This was gone over in class. THE SECOND he stopped showing us, he gave us the sheet.

same Tyranitar uses Ice Beam LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES YOUNG ONE

Banned for making a trainer sprite that looks like a Plusle from a pokepasta.

Please tell

So I have a funny story for you... although it's a nightmare to me. So this one Biology lesson we're talking about antibodies and how they kill micro-organisms and all that shit, and we're putting events into order on the sheet. The asshole person next to me says that I've done it wrong and the memory cells aren't the last thing that happens. I KNOW that it was, and we get into some really deep argument, and then bet on it. I am POSITIVE that I'm right... What. The second that teacher says it's the 5th thing that happens, EVERYONE in the class, friends, enemies, whothefucks, just laugh their asses of at me and go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" and stuff. They think I'm some kind of genius just because I have glasses, and that really pisses me off. And when I'm pissed off, I shout. I shout REALLY loudly. So after yelling at the idiot, I get laughed at more, because loud voices only work if you're a teacher, no matter how loud it is. And speaking of, the teacher is not amused. Then I ask him why the hell he said to us that Memory Cells were the last thing in the chain that happened when they clearly weren't. And the motherfucker says "oh, I only told you all about the first half of the process.". ...What. REALLY? Yeah so I get sent out and everyone laughs their asses off at me. It doesn't help that for this day and the next, EVERYBODY, no matter who it is, will not let it go and will proceed to bully me about it forever. Doesn't help that some idiots from the year about punched me a few times for it. I lost to a sheet, an asshole and the logic of a fucking teacher. Are all the teachers in this school so incompetent that they tell you the first half and actually claim it's the whole thing, then give you a sheet which is really the whole process? I don't want to know what goes on in any of their brains. All I can say is, thank god it's the weekend. I want to stay away from any idiots for a long time.

Ducklett Air Slash hacks to death. Supereffectivegg

Gigalith outclasses any shell, heck, you could make the body the shell, and the legs and head the turtle inside, as the rock are CONNECTING to each other. Gigalith for potential turtle. (nah but Torkoal is a turtle so he's still a bawss).

About to go to sleep, so this is a short update, guys. Sorry, I've been obssessed with Spiral Knights, Fire Emblem: Path Of Radiance and FIXING MY GODAMN LAPTOP (which is a real sonnuvabitch). So after saving and abandoning my character for nearly a whole day just standing in front of the WPT queue entrance, clearly stopping other entrants, I move my ass and sign in and bam... world tournament my ass. This tournament is clearly on it's first day, because right now it's just a "Driftveil Tournament". Also, why is there about 5 million people in the audience and EIGHT CONTESTANTS? Clearly the seats must be made of the most comfortable material ever. Anyway, enough ranting, it's gaming logic whaddyaexpect. First round is against my rival, but their guys are only lv25 (Mael you spoiler). I entered Ame, Voxie and Pimpin' for this tournament, which is a guarenteed win. Unhaxily, Janny's stupid Samurai Otter gets a confusion on Ame and luck haxes it to death with Water Pulses. And I was not amused. Thankfully, sending out Pimpin' meant a complete sweep of all 3 of his retards (yes I beat that Tranquill too deal with it) and I move on. Now it's stupid Cheren and he chucks out a Stoutland on me... really? 3 fully evolved normal pokemon (stop sniggering lucario users)... gah. Oh wait, I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER IF AMETHYST LUCK HAXES YOU WITH AIR SLASH AND ROOST! And yes, that's all 3 of you. Spectacular show, of course. Now please do go away, Cheren! Seems like Colress the mysterious scientist dude dominated through this one. Magneton would not be a good start for Amethyst, so I switch out to Pimpin' man. THIS WAS AN EPIC BATTLE! Stupid Magneton had Thunder Wave and Supersonic... really? I manage to set up one Growth while he Mirror shots me to death. As he got me down to 16 hp, I giga drain him once, he's on half HP and Pimpin' lives because he's invincible. After the mudderfudger gets me down again, but this time to 2. HIT. POINTS, Pimpin' lives and FINISHES THE THING OFF! You mad, Magneton? Anyway, he sends out a Elgyem or however it's spelt, and Pimpin decides to go get a soda, so I let Amethyst Air Slash it to death. Amethyst, your duck form has what seems to be the opposite form of Murphy's law... endless luck hax. He finally sends out a silly looking... wait, what was it? I think the last pokemon was so insignificant... oh wait Ame critted it. End of. That's the silly tournament done. Hopefully they do a better job making a "World Tournament" next time. ANYWAY, Janny Jerkface spots some Team Plasma boarding an ancient ship that we saw in Castelia too, and it turns out to be a disguised base for Team Plasma... good disguise, guys. Why don't you just disguise a NORMAL boat? Sheesh. Anyway, they surround us and think that Quantity>Quality. CLEARLY NOT, because Voxie beats the shit out of every last one (who we didn't even use once in the tournament cuz Ame and Pimpin' too stronk) of them. Then the Zinzolin guy who was AN UTTER WIMP back in the Cold Storage is now in charge of the croonies, and now they're going to get de Dwagon Pokwemon agains (couldn't possibly be Kyurem they're looking for right Cheren) and the stupid Shadow Trio uses their hacked powers to teleport us out of here (jerks...). Anyway, Cheren gives us Surf and tells us to search for stuff, but we just chuck it at Amethyst and leave it at that (Ame Multitask FlySurf Nerf Please). After trodding through route 6, facing some irritating trainers, foongus, and one particularly irritated castform, I save and abandon my character in deep grass. Bye for now! Everyone's level 33 now... and nobody learnt new moves apart from Amethyst's new surfing powers? MADNESS! And WHY IS AME SO SIMILAR TO THAT DUCK?

Salamence Breaks Tyranitar into Bricks.

I'm so tough that I listened to the Trolololol song for 20 hours.

Salamence is OUTRAGED by this. ...Spot the move.