Jace Stormkirk

i have come to see that i have been neglecting my duty as a bard. i have as of yet to post any jokes at all. so lets fix this.

this one is immature

the only smart blond joke i know

i hope thees wet you appetite and i will take requests also.

i have found the happiest animal! it is called a quokka here is some pics

tis saddening that i must forevermore see this note of past transgressions. i shall endure this, for what is it but further motivation to strive to do better. i must apologize for not plundering the depths. for if i had, i would have known better. but i was foolish. but i do have the capacity to learn from all mistakes i make. so any further transgression shall now be avoided. but fear not. this is a happy tale of overcoming mistakes and growing as a bard (for me. you grow as you do).

forevermore,

the imperfect bard

so tomorrow is going to be an interesting day. first of all i do not have to work(WHOO!), the new magic the gathering duel deck comes out with a new artwork for my first and fave commander jhoria of the ghitu, hopefully i will get my taxes sorted out, and last but certainly not least i finally get to continue on  the dnd game where my bard is in straud's realm. so yea ima little stoked for tomorrow!

i was playing smash bros for ds and i have finally found someone who can play Ike as good as me. so whoever cold s(older? i could not see the rest of name) is i would like to thank you here. (even tho you'll probably never see this)

i am sad. almost all of my commander friends have started to go to a new comic store. haven't got to play commander in 3 weeks.

i think of the days i was thrilled by the road ahead. when the moment won over, what was to come? not afraid of the distance, but the distance afraid of me. every time i made i there i found nothing... the future was gone. now, i don't want to fade but i ain't gonna run. i'm resting my head on these stones. god,what have you done, to you and me? i tired of scaring the future away. no road ahead. the fire is dead. father don't you see? in front of you is what the chase has left of me. if only they told me what the kerbside was hiding away. where the angels from high street didn't want to go. and a heartbeat is forced to resigned to the glory of a commonplace. i am jaded.

-a disgruntled adventurer i met once

my robin amiibo is really good... unless it is a side scrolling map. so far it has learned how to dodge pretty well, its fireballs are devastatingly used(arcfire+ version), utilizes all stages of thunder very well(thunder+ version), recovery is amazing(gliding elwind version and improved jump from equipment) and it is very good at getting you with its down special(goethia version). it is very good training partner when i use robin. i still want to find an Ike amiibo so that i can make it devastating on the battlefeild.

i still have yet to find anyone who can beat me if we both use Ike. i just wiped the floor in team battle for glory. both my opponents played Ike. i also played Ike. partner was peach. in the 2 minites it gives you to fight i got 7 KOs. partner got 1 they got 0. it was GLORIOUS.

yay my voice i coming back!(thou not fully yet) i shall soon be back to my ole bardic self soon.

well here is day three of whatever i have. i have no voice, drainage, stuffy nose, and my left thumb feels swollen and i can't put any pressure on it. but i do not have a fever or elevated temp. i really do not want to go to work today but i want extra money to get other thing i want. i hate this middle point of being sick yet not being sick.