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  1. "I'm Hugh M. Johnson. Hugh Mungus Johnson if you're looking for my criminal record."
  2. Kyle shrugs. "No idea what this place has. Personally, I'm from Los Santos. Ran a gang there. Well, me and my wife did. Ex-wife. She kind of shot me in the back."
  3. Kyle looks at the kid. "... No. Tell us something that's actually interesting. Like, If that hell knight dudder said that they're actually a little Japanese girl, I wouldn't be surprised or interested. Like, ave you read Shakespeare?"
  4. Kyle nods to himself as he starts to back the tank down from its place in the mountain. "So, I think now is about the time to reveal some secrets about ourselves. For trust reasons you know. I mean, we'll be saving the universe together."
  5. Kyle starts by trying to look around with the cameras. Should that fail, he tries pulling the tank backwards.
  6. Kyle puts his hand on the lever before stopping. "Wait, anyone want to do the honors?"
  7. With much glee Kyle puts his hands to the controls. The he pauses. "Wait, does this need like, a key or something?"
  8. "Eh, not the worst I've gotten. Besides, I had drugs, it's cool." Seeing as the allies are now inside, Kyle looks to Alexandria for permission to try using the controls.
  9. Kyle sighs heavily. "Fine, you have a point... but I'm totally driving if we get into a castle tank fight."
  10. Kyle inspects the controls for a second. "It's tank controls though, I can drive this easy if it's on."
  11. "Oh, let me try. I can't hurt anyone with it at least." Kyle hops onto the throne with glee.
  12. Kyle shrugs and downs it. "It's just a gut shot. Even if it's from a shotgun I can take like, three of them."
  13. Kyle looks equally cross. "Oh it's not like it'll hurt you guys. Stop being such babies about it."
  14. Kyle glares at the machine before stuffing a grenade in the reactor and fucking off behind the door.
  15. "It's fucking with me! Besides, we need to smash it up anyways." To compound his point, he shoots the machine.
  16. Kyle glares at the machine. One can tell he's contemplating doing some precurssive matinence on the machine. Probably a good time to make bets.
  17. Kyle waves his hand to shake off the shock. He kicks the machine before heading off to bother someone who isn't busy.
  18. Kyle, seeing that no one else is listening to him, knicks the reactor.
  19. "Kill stealing? Why the fuck do you care about people killing targets that we already want dead?" Kyle says, his arms raising in outrage at the concept presented.
  20. Kyle blinks and after a moment looks around. In a voice that, with the lack of threats to your lives, you note is as smooth and creamy as chocolate and would be quite nice to hear in between smooth jazz pieces he voices his confusion. "Wait, those things actually work? I thought that bitchy priestess chick was just trying to scam me out of money."
  21. Kyle turns and looks Alexandria over fore a second. Then with a smirk he opens his mouth. "Damn, that was hot."
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