Poetic

Well, I do recall a slightly humorous incident involving Skyrim. Alright, who here has done the quest involving helping Louis Letrush (I think that's his last name) steal a horse from Maven Black-Briar? Yeah, I got bored, so I decided to do that. Nothing went too wrong during the quest. I mean, nothing that couldn't be expected. So, quest is done and I'm on my merry way. On a whim, I visit Whiterun. As I walk up the path, right outside the stables, I see Mr. Letrush has somehow clipped through the ground. He was buried up to his waist in the cobblestone path and acting like it was normal. Ah, Skyrim.

fI wasn't aware there was a fanwar. I most certainly haven't seen it on YT and the closest thing here to a fanwar is what Rin said, and to be honest, that's just Rin for you.

I'm not saying you can't like what you like, I just wanted to point out what you did. By all means, go like whatever you wish.

You don't want to start a 'war' as you say and yet you go onto a thread about Pewdiepie and say that all of his stuff is 'the same'..Why would you do that? That'd be like going onto a thread for the Yogscast and saying CaptainSparkles/Tobuscus is better.

*clears throat* HA-HOOW'S IT GOIN', BROS! MY NAME IS... POOOOOEEEDIEPIE. Okay, bad pun attempt over.

Banned for using Milotic. All Milotic should die.

Also, Rotom, this topic is called "The Rules of Pokemon" not "Whatever You Wanna Put". Kindly leave your random thoughts in the Distortion World and stick to the subject matter, please.

Rotomfan, SilentSinner, this is a thread meant for humor, not you two constantly taking shots at one another. Kindly take your insults to PMs or, even better, just stop all together. Thank you.

This isn't a ban, merely an inquiry. I know Gengar and Darm have creepy smiles. Who is the third, Dominus? Ditto has a cute smile and Dragonite just looks happy.

Banned for liking Cactus Pokemon. >.>

You'd actually be shocked how often luck sides with me, Roo. Still, those are some really good ideas and I'll certainly be trying them out.

Alright, I have recently began watching a rather awesome anime known as Darker Than Black and I was browsing along the wikia of it when I saw a list of powers. Being me, I decided to pick six powers that would translate easiest to Pokemon and try and make a halfway decent team. So, without further ado, Team DTB! There is a sixth Pokemon, it is a Dewgong. When I went to post it, Dewgong magically became a Metapod. I don't know how, but it did. So yeah. @ Leftovers Trait: Drizzle EVs: 160 Def / 252 SAtk / 96 Spd Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk) - Attract - Scald - Swagger - Toxic And this is probably when I lose you all because you're all tired of seeing this little frog. But, the powers/Pokemon I've chosen seem like they'd work best on a rain team, and so I need a bit of permanent weather up. And April's specialty is making it rain. Attract for a chance at haxing my opponents. Toxic for residual damage that can't be washed away in the rain. Swagger for more hax. And finally Scald for STAB. You may notice I don't have Perish Song. That's because I hate the move and find it cheap, so it won't be on this team. Dewgong @ Life Orb Trait: Hydration EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Icicle Spear - Aqua Ring - Waterfall - Rest Following April is her partner, November 11th. This icy fellow will be more than happy to hit you hard repeatedly. Restdration for healing, Aqua Ring so I don't have to constantly rest up. Icicle Spear for STAB and for a bit of an homage to November 11th's primary use of his power, and Waterfall for things that resist Ice. @ Zap Plate Trait: Aftermath EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Thunder - Taunt - Hidden Power [Psychic] - Mirror Coat Anyone who's watched Darker Than Black knows Hei is the main character, and in this team it's no exception. Taunt so he can deal with things that'd like to set up, Thunder for incredibly accurate STAB, HP Psychic because I couldn't think of anything better. In all honesty, I'll probably make it HP Fighting to deal with Steel types that'd otherwise wall. And, if it looks like he's about to take a heavy hit, Mirror Coat to bounce it back. @ BrightPowder Trait: Hydration EVs: 92 Def / 164 SDef / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Double Team - Rest - Baton Pass - Hidden Power [Fighting] What's this, an Accelgor on a rain team? That's right, Poe's mixing it up. I found out this little guy can also abuse Restdration and with that speed, he'd be perfect to be named after Parcel the teleporter. It's a simple set. Double Team up so they can't hit you and Baton Pass it to something else. Rest for healing and HP Fighting for a general coverage attack. @ Life Orb Trait: Reckless EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spd Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - Brave Bird - Close Combat - Double-Edge - Retaliate Azusa's power is called "Sonic Kicking" which is pretty much high speed, high power kicks. I figured the best thing that could capture that sort of power was an Adamant Reckless Staraptor. Brave Bird for STAB and Reckless abuse, Close Combat for Steel/Rock types, Double Edge for more Reckless Abuse, and Retaliate for if she comes in after a teammate dies. @ Silk Scarf Trait: Simple EVs: 92 HP / 252 Atk / 84 Def / 80 SDef Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd) - Aqua Tail - Last Resort - Curse - Hyper Fang Rounding off the team is Genma, the armor maker. I've seen this guy pull off some truly amazing stuff. Curse to pump up his attack and defense, Aqua Tail and Hyper Fang for reliable STAB moves and then Last Resort for the real power. So, that's my attempt at an original rain team. Please, leave your comments and suggestions below. And, because I'm a nice guy, there's an importable there for ya if you want to test it out.

Banned for Jolteon and Vaporeon instead of Umbreon and Espeon. They are the superior Eeveelutions.

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Shockingly enough, I haven't seen Keldeo once when using this team, and I use it a lot. Even so, Galvantula or Braviary can generally handle it unless they scarf it (I think), and I'm not sure if that's common practice or not.

Happy birthday to Reborn's Almighty Comeback King, The Indomitable Bossman Don Guy, The Robotic Steak-Loving Crossdressing Typo-Making Lunatic, KAITO! Now everyone knows your full title.

Banned for having Sableye on your League Team.

Banned for not knowing that I don't have a microphone and thus cannot Skype.

Banned for not really being an enigma.

I've been meaning to try something other than Poison Jab, actually. So, I'll try Psycho Cut and Low Kick to see which one works better and then edit this to let you all know. Thanks again for all the suggestions, everyone.

Just for the record, I'm perfectly capable of not being serious. I can joke around. I'm just serious when something isn't... You know... What's the word... Oh, right. Funny.