Jiggle

You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. Can you believe that?

What idiot called it dad bod instead of father figure?

Here's a bit of advice: advi

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

If you're drivnig a Tesla and it gets stolen, would it be called an Edison?

The funny thing about this sentence is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing of value, it will be too late to stop reading it.

Due tomorrow = do tomorrow

I try to masturbate big words into my sentences, even if I don't know what they mean.

The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton.

I guess EU now has 1 GB of free space.

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.

Let's live tonight like fireflies. And one by one, light up the skies~