Welp. That was a fast ending to this run. Apparently, I've already fallen victim to a glitch, preventing me from moving, accessing my menu, or doing anything more than Saving. So... There goes my wonderfully Shiny Mudkip. RIP my life.
And, here I remain a vegetable for all my days.
EDIT - Continuation -
HAHAHAHA I WIN, I LIVE, SCREW YOU DESTINY. I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS.
So, Ok. Apparently, after fiddling with my keyboard, I fixed my problem by doing something rather unorthodox. I pressed my Right Shift key, which is apparently a Key Item Quick Select slot. But, in any case, as I was berated by some mystical Voice from the Beyond, my Character decided to find the will to continue living, almost in defiance. BACK TO ADVENTURE.