Combat

Don't be silly, the toaster is a toaster. The coffee maker on the other hand...

Because I opened my wallet to see how much I had in it. There were twelve dollars in it.

"Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom!" With the sheer levels of silliness that have been occurring lately, I believe that's its time to ask the hard question, would you? For this situation, you are given a sentient toaster who loves you, but despises anyone else that comes into contact with you. For twelve dollars, you are married to this small appliance, and must keep it plugged in in your kitchen at all times. You are aloud to have friends and lovers over, and are not "legally" married to a toaster because what court of law would allow that. The toaster will toast any bread you place in it to perfection, but will horrible burn any pieces that anyone else that it considers as a romantic threat. It is unable to move, since it is a toaster, but has free powers over its heating coils, and would be able to kill anyone who cleaned it while still plugged it. Also, any other kitchen appliances that catch your eye end up mysteriously breaking... So, you get a free toaster and twelve bucks, but are at risk of losing that cute blender you've been looking at. You people encourage this type of behavior.

As another question, is this practice wide spread in this hypothetical situation, or are we the first person? What would the pope say about this?

Hmm... That is a lot of money... But really, first we have to suspend our disbelief that Pokemon are real, then we have to consider the social implications of having a Pokemon as a wife. Really, its hard to say seeing as this is a really outrageous situation. So maybe.

I think my issue here is that this is the least lore friendly fan fiction I've read in a while, and I've seen some serious lore breaking stuff. To elaborate, the Pokedex entries say nothing about any of this.

Player Vs. Shade. This was the first time I realized, things were at stake in this game. Yes the train station blew up, and Corey happened, but after seeing his predictions/prophecies, it dawned upon me that this was more than a simple Pokemon game. His track is amazingly creepy, and the fact that the first Pokemon he sends out is named Corey was just the icing on the cake.

Murder can be adorable too.

And these are just the ones I use.

While I can understand the sorrow of losing a Pokemon, it makes sense for the balance. What's the point of a hard Pokemon game when you have a powerful team right from the beginning. This doesn't apply to you Speed Boost Torchic.

Happy Birthday! May all your non-world domination based dreams come true!