Option 1: WHY THE HELL AM I AWAKE?!?!
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Option 2 (Quite seldom): Oh, I actually have something to do today
Option 3: I'm not getting up today.
Nobody can make me.
If you try and make me get up,
I'll kill myself and then kill you.
I'm not a morning person.