InnocentSerenity

Why do we play this game?

Crits never happen, Krim, what are you talking about? RNG is a total nice person and doesn't make 1% criticals hit us.

Hit rates (Chance to Hit) (Weapon Hit + [sKL x 2] + [LUK / 2] + Weapon Triangle Bonus) Attack Skill (If you have an advantage of at least 4, you can hit twice) (SPD - [Weapon Weight - {CON + Proficiency Bonus}]). Any Negative counts as 0 Dodge Rate (...Rate of dodging.) (AS x 2 + LUK) All the formulas you really need to know, really.

Good thing we're playing a game all about math-type calculations.

"..." I swear to gosh, if that kid ever beats me at a race, we're gonna need a new lockpicker.

Where's all the really weird number stat growths? C'mon, I want to see specifically 57% growths or something.

They'll still be generic, but a bit less generic.

Don't worry, I'll make sure any NPCs you probably get look beautiful and kill with their looks. They'll be a nice help that way.

Does that mean we're not bringing the 20 enemy Bards?

Turn on Casual Mode when?

FE: Sea of Crossroads on Lunatic+. That'd be great.

Hey, you don't have to be out to get them. Just need to have enemies with 1% crit rate and then... Yippee!

Don't die too quickly, players.

Hey, Alison just thought you were cool, because pretty Lumen powers.

Alison “It’s, uh…” Alison scratched the back of his head as he heard Osiric’s remark. “A bit more than spiders Master Marcus can summon.” Alison shook his head, knowing that there wasn’t exactly much he could to stop Karen. Though, as much as he knew it was a bad idea, he was interested to see how Tessa would react. “Xe’ll probably explain enough soon.”

Karen & Alison “Such beautiful work you’ve made with your Lumen.” Alison gave a sigh as he made his remark. “I’d love to have abilities like yours, but sadly my Lumen ability is near non-existent. I can only use what Master Marcus is able to give me.” “Perhaps you can show me what else you can do with your Lumen sometime? I’m sure Master Marcus won’t mind me spending time with others on my off time.” Alison gave his usual happy smile as he spoke to Osiric. “I’d say xe doesn’t give me much, but Master Marcus… tends not to be awake much.” Meanwhile, Karen was continuing xyr conversation. “Get to see whatever information you want and use that, huh? Man, I bet people thought you were a dirty cheater back in school. Though, does Lumen count as cheating? Hope not.” Karen giggled to xemself, loving the feeling of taunting the girl. “Still, I guess yours is pretty cool, but I still say mine’s better.” “Now, how about a little demonstration, then?” Karen gave xemself a deep breath, swinging around Tessalyva to get behind her. “Don’t look, it’s a surprise!” A surprise Karen didn’t expect her to like. It was only a small amount of concentration to do this. Karen didn’t need any rest for this. Karen shut her eyes, muttering to xemself. “Come forth, beings from my deepest dreams,” xe said in a whisper. Xe didn’t need to speak the fancy words, xe just liked how they sounded, and they helped xem think. Small sigils barely bigger than Karen’s hand began to form on the ground, tiny spiders appearing from them. With a quick swing of xyr hand, Karen grabbed up as many spiders as xe could, and dropped them on Tessalyva’s head. “Hope you enjoy my little performance!”

Where's our Crossbow Troubadour with Ignis and a full Magic growth?

Let's just agree that Dancers are the best class, so they had to be heavily nerfed to stand on an equal footing.

Who needs to dodge or take hits when you kill everything in one hit?

Got more mounted units than your average FE4 playthrough.

The beauty of NPCs, am I right? I swear to gosh though, don't rely on them. Their tactics suck.

In case anyone is worried, I'm still working on Pyon's RP, so don't expect Ashes to lose out on their portraits. And hey, the extra practice is always nice.