Ironbound

Appropriately respectful newbie

Banned for being new

No Spine

Honedge

Already rated so I'll rate temp's Zapdos: *squawk* uwotm8? *caw* uwotm(8/10)

Focus banned

... I'm an accountant. ... Worse still... I do tax And the most grisly part... I enjoy it

Choice Banned

And suddenly I arrive! +∞

No

No

Yes, no Micky

Banned for crazy talk

No Micky

Ye, it's a-me, Viri-o! Spine?

Scizor

No Spine

He who thinks within boxes

100% avocado

e(π-1)/10 good art I prefer to think of the stars being conquered by the iron; it's a saga of the supremacy of metal over inferior kinds of matter and the energy they exude.

Oh, it pertains to a game. Nevermind then. I'm fairly sure I already did that in exchange for math powers. We agreed upon an escalation clause to factor in the incremental cost of thinking as I progress in my career, but the surrender of my soul was an absolute single instalment. That may be why I can't be really satisfied with anything anymore, and can only inexorably think of what next to do. The devil and I both know this, and that even as I achieve more and more I'll be less and less satisfied until death. Fair deal, really, he can get his kick of schadenfreude out of me, plus the fixed deposit of my soul on which he accrues interest, and I am okay with sacrificing pleasure on the altar of gain, nevermind the slow death by stress, coffee overload and the loss of my hobbies. What about you? Same question.

He who comes up with way too literal member titles for others

No Spine?

Meh. There's not enough Steel types. I guess the deadly piece of paper and the bamboo rocketship princess are cool. Who else thinks we should all go back to Gen 4?