Aye! This be Capn' Arak Burton speakin'!
I be here today to commandeer this here hype train/ship/space station today!
I assure ye, yer in the finest of hands! We even offer yer Pokémons massages so long as they not mind the hooks of me sailor Clumsy!
Now, some of ye may be wonderin' as to why this handsome devil be doin' this, but I assure ye landlubbers that I be havin' the proper reasons...
WE NOT BE GOIN' FAST ENOUGH!
SMITTY, CRANK UP THE ENGINE ON THIS BEAUTY! FULL SPEED TOWARDS INFINITY!! LET'S SEE WHERE SHE TAKES US!!!
This announcement was brought to ye by Capn' Arak Burton, Scourge of the Reborn seas, Champion of four regions ye never heard of and Vice-President of the Reborn knitting club for people with two eyepatches.