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  1. Helia

    Wait, is E15 up for download yet? I'm either too dumb or I really can't find the download link.

    1. Etesian

      Etesian

      http://www.pokemonreborn.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14843
    2. Helia

      Helia

      THANK YOU. It would seem I was just dumb.

  2. Helia

    Who wants to do a mono battle with me on the Reborn Showdown? I'm there like now.

  3. Helia

    Grande Amore from Il Volo really speaks to me because I also love miss Grande.

  4. Helia

    "what else do you smoke besides poles?" excuse you?

  5. Helia

    I do not jump for joy. I frolic.. In doubt.

    1. KingRyan

      KingRyan

      must be some pretty dull frolicking then.

  6. Helia

    I am my own worst enema.

    1. Astra

      Astra

      no no no nNO NO NO

  7. Helia

    Okay but picture this: compare all Shakira's videos and decipher her hip shakes with Morse codes. See if we can find some Illuminati proof or her real age.

    1. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      If you play "Hips don't lie" backwards, you can clearly hear the words "Helia go home you are drunk" :P

    2. Helia

      Helia

      Once again they did not lie.

  8. Helia

    Can someone explain why I can't stop listening to this song?

    1. Nova

      Nova

      I'm too busy not stopping listening to this song to explain to you.

    2. Tomy

      Tomy

      Quick cash system?

    3. iowayshay

      iowayshay

      Alaska is actually my reason for living.

  9. Helia

    I like drinking an espresso and having to poop immediately.

  10. Helia

    Do you think they used type matchups from Pokemon for How To Train Your Dragon 2? I mean those big ones are litterally Kyurem.

  11. Helia

    I like Arianna Grande so much, I want to order an Arianna Venti.

    1. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      hue

      Clever.

    2. DashingStorm

      DashingStorm

      Smoooooooth.

    3. Helia

      Helia

      Oops. Only 1 N in her name.

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  12. Helia

    Prime example why I don't like Fairy Types: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-234918331 annoying, stalling, repetitious.

    1. Arkenciel Zeno

      Arkenciel Zeno

      As a ghost mono, i can say that Fairy monotypes are the most bland and idiotic shit i've seen to date. Gamefreak basicly made Fairy the new Dragon, OP as all hell.

    2. Arkenciel Zeno

      Arkenciel Zeno

      Only thing that i can do agaisnt those whimsicots is that my chandelure is infiltrator

    3. Helia

      Helia

      Actually a physical attacking Shuckle can take down a Charizard with one stone edge. Stealth rocks to force Skarmory to use defog.

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  13. Helia

    What do you mean Bug can't beat Rock?http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-234884295

    1. Lamona

      Lamona

      At first, I thought that Aggron has Sturdy (not Rock Head) and is holding a Focus Sash.

    2. Shing

      Shing

      That was bugging the rocks.

    3. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      You should have quite a choice of Poison-type to blast them Fairies tho... Or just Volcarona.

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  14. Helia

    Seduction and destruction are my two favorite hobbies.

    1. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      In that order?

  15. Helia

    The only difference between an escort and a hooker is advertising.

    1. iowayshay

      iowayshay

      what about income?

    2. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      I actually thought the two terms meant the same thing. Mostly because, when Berlusconi was caught having a party with hookers, the tv news used the term "escort" for politically correct reasons...

    3. Helia

      Helia

      A hooker works the street corners or as in Holland, behind windows. Escorts are delivered through either an escort service or bookable online through their own pages. However they both make money having sex. Also most Escorts work in higher social circles and make more money. Because advertising.

  16. Helia

    That gruesome thought Taylor's Bad Blood could easily describe the story of a person who was cheated on, receiving HIV because that cunt of an ex not using protection while cheating.

    1. iowayshay

      iowayshay

      ...I thought it was about Katy Perry o.o

    2. Helia

      Helia

      Might be, I dunno. I just had that moment of clarity today while listening to it. Again, it's just some gruesome thought.

  17. Helia
    Steel IS effective against Ice tho....? *gasp* Gengar is gone, but limited events Frillish, Tentacool, Staryu, Larvesta, Axew, Vullaby and Togepi is back! *gasp* Drilbur is now special event? Soo I'm guessing make a choice between Frillish and Tentacool? *gasp* Squirtle *gasp* Totodile *gasp* Murkrow *gasp* Fennekin Sorry for my orgaspm.
  18. Helia

    They say money and friends don't mix. But what if all your friends are paper-mache piñatas made out of one dollar bills?

    1. Shing

      Shing

      Then you're just forever alone, or a loner in a nutshell.

    2. Shing

      Shing

      But with dat money tho. Rich bitch.

  19. Helia

    So much has changed. Only a year ago I was a selfish, vindictive, alcoholic, drug addict, kleptomaniac, prostitute. But now, I don't steal anymore!

    1. Shing

      Shing

      Wow... Still have the other flaws.

      But still, get high helia. Smoke weed everyday.

    2. Damiano

      Damiano

      And they let you research aliens after all that? You must be brilliant.

    3. Takosher

      Takosher

      ...Lol

  20. Helia

    In America, talk is cheap. But in the Netherlands, talk is Dutch.

    1. Nova

      Nova

      Nederland <3

    2. Avatar of Grima

      Avatar of Grima

      Beautiful country.

    3. Wendel

      Wendel

      (Doetinchem best city)

  21. Helia

    Today at soccer practice, coach replace the ball with a severed head. But he can't fool me. I wasn't born yesterday. I'm from the future.

    1. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      What kind of school do you attend? O.o

    2. Shing

      Shing

      ^^Same

  22. Helia

    Today in class I was voted "Most likely to die an early death". I think I'm finally making friends! :D

    1. Shing

      Shing

      Welp good to be friend with you bai4ever.

    2. EluriaMendes

      EluriaMendes

      It sounds like you need bodyguards more than friends, goodness.

    3. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      Well those are some loving friends for sure :P

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  23. Helia

    As you inhale, breathe in possibility. As you exhale, tell me your credit card information.

    1. Red_Chaos

      Red_Chaos

      what are you trying to buy now?

  24. Helia

    Arson and ambition are basically the same word.

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      I knew we shouldn't have let you burn the thesaurus.

  25. Helia

    The internet has a serious lack of The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas/Bananas In Pyjamas mashup gags.

    1. Shing

      Shing

      The space jam took the mashups, so Jam it.

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