NickCrash

1000?

TIL if you're 5' late for labwork, even if the prof hasn't done anything yet, he's going to act like an @$$

I wish I selectively read minds.

Burns

Hail Seadra

Isn't drinking cold milk tougher? I'm so tough, I hit myself and it hurt.

Kangaskhan

A douche-off? No, Fern isn't stupid. Well, he might be. He chose Grass as his signature type.

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What is Wally's theme?

Undercover policeman found naughty aliens

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I'm so tough I got a papercut and only shed one tear.

Mah Chump

Very bad choice for a mon that learns so many Dark moves. A Honchkrow named Russell Crowe.

You will be able to see 2 seconds into the future. I wish my Pet's name would be Vinny.

Good Guy Greg

I'm so tough, I steal candy from young children (because babies are too easy and mainstream)

Can't type

Done! Oops you just got shot down. I wish my farts smelled like roses

Fairy types are quite rare, so I wouldn't worry if I were you. Breed yourself an umbreon if you need bulk.

Altaria

Oshawott

Laser