i belive that self hit from confusion is neutral, so you going to hit yourself, go for politoed, rain setter witch can do a lot of fun set, like belly drum, and for batton pass try scolipede support ( spikes and speed boost ) and them slowly grind every one.
Note gorebyss maybe is what you looking for, coil, aqua ring, baton pass, can learn swagger and so forth have some good defensive value and most important shell smash or huntail for that sweet attack stat, but idk try something crazy like curse baton pass pyukumuku