Zephyrus the Priestess

Vin

Banned for the win

He didn't come back, so it's his fault #BlameTempest amirite, Vinny?

Majestic as kcuf

Banned for not giving me any of the aforementioned drinks

Well, that signified the arrival of the blasted spawn of hell. After cursing under her breath, she exclaimed, "Don't use the torches anymore! Arrows with fire are wasted with the presence of the Bone Golem." With that in mind the army continued fire, without the blessing of the flame, at the remnants of the skeletal army that Orphaeus hadn't slain. Helzebeth really wished that the village did have some catapults or something that dealt heavier damage in stock. There was a stronger presence about. The wolf turned his snout in a direction, barely feeling his master's frustration over his gnawing hunger as he stood over the shattered frame of a skeleton. A mad whirl of fur, the pangs of hunger gradually worsening in his stomach, he slammed into both the living and the Undead to get to the monster.

Maybe he preferred eating bananas.

Hitmontop's Low Kick lawl

Mightyena(one of my past favorites)

Freedom is an illusion. Et tu, Banana? Edit: Ninja'd. Three swift and invisible strikes.. ._. just when Ark decided to call me orz

Pls, people venerate me as their benevolent queen no they don't, but you don't have to know that. What are you doing, reading this small text anyway? Your mother and I are very disappointed in you. PWB?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/VOCALOID derp

Squinting her eyes sleepily, Umbreon, draped on Zephyr's shoulders once more, murmured, "If that's not really a Deoxys talking to us, then I'm dreaming or freakin' high," and went back to sleep. Houndoom looked at the cat/dog/fox/bunny-like Pokemon and shook his head as he stood by Zephyr, protectively as he always did, wondering what the alien-like being wanted to do with them. He waited for his Trainer to respond, and he'd just follow suit. Zephyr was feeling rather grumpy, almost having tripped over nothing, thanks to the pushy wind, as always. It had been a long trek and Arceus, she wanted a damn shower. At least the wind finally stopped. On the other hand, what looked like a humanoid... with tentacle-like appendages... descended from presumably the sky or nothingness, she couldn't really guess which. Not that she really thought that it mattered. Tired and a bit ill-tempered at the moment as she was, she made an attempt to be decent and polite to this Pokemon that could probably rip her apart with its will.. and hopefully, not its tentacles. Eugh. "Hi," she said, monotonously as she usually sounded. "Would you happen to be the being willing us up this mountain?"

^okay then, Ludicolo cause those colors lololol

Yes please, How To Train Your Dragon 2 please I haven't watched T_T tacps should buy popcorn

isn't it orange and blue lol

... That last one's freakin' ominous lol

Not a doctor, here. Maybe Telos is.

Sorry, but Dr. Cat is currently unavailable. However, I can recommend Dr. Vinny

Round after round fired-- literally-- at the Undead horde with the guidance of the ranger, who itched to get some shooting done herself. Whipping out her bow and arrows as well, she went on yelling instructions and firing multiple shots at once, ensuring to the best of her ability that her flaming arrows pierced through a skeleton's eye.

That's Dialga right? Yes... no... ish? if yes, then yeah I'm still forming a post in my head

In wreaking destruction upon all humanity? why not Join us Tacops

Lumineon

And so the reign of Hukuna-sensei began. ... no but really, congratulations to you, senseiiiiiiii :DD