Sylvan Nephilim

Legendary Beldum with a catch rate of 3. And you have to catch one when it swarms in Platinum.

Pokémon Delta Z confirmed.

I gave that bitch a pokepuff. Bitches love pokepuffs.

The Omega Ruby credits were amazing, with it remembering which Pokemon you used back then like "Hey, remember these guys you boxed when they became fully evolved?" and "Remember when you annihilated Winona's Altaria with a Haxorus?" Really fun. Just wonder why Groudon was doing Jazz Hands.

Finneon is so cute in 3D.

A Ninja Boy that can only be reached with Waterfall has the same level Pokemon as all the other trainers on the route. Why, or/as?

Well, I've caught all the Regis and Latias at Southern Island. I should actually go to Seafloor Cavern and finish the plot.

So apparently, the Legendary Golems are officially referred to as the Legendary Titans. But they're like 6 feet tall.

Someone just wonder traded me a shiny Gallade holding a Master Ball in a Premier Ball... Should I trade it back?!

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind? No, it makes the whole world half blind. We have two eyes each. Justice!

It looks like Magnezone didn't rise from it's grave.

Dexnav encourages superstitious behaviour

How many dokis would a doki doki if a doki could doki doki?

"Never be afraid or ashamed of being a little shit. Shit is the holy fertilizer that fills the world with life." ha

Check out Chimchar's adorable animation: http://i.imgur.com/OFaQ2M4.gif

You know what would be really sweet? If one of the characters in Reborn nicknamed a Pokemon after you.

It couldn't be found nearby. Try looking in a different spot!

Why does the move Razor Wind exist?

Laser cows. Like real cows. But with lasers.

Aww, now if you run from Registeel it no longer says "Registeel flew away!" but "Registeel left for somewhere..."

I'm wondertrading every Pokemon in my PC. I'm pretty sure this makes me a Bad Person.

I have 2 level 57 HM slaves in ORAS. Thanks EXP share!

Synchronize is the worst ability. Most of the time it just fails to poison a poison type, burn a fire type or paralyze an electric type. It's only good for finding wild Pokemon of a certain nature. That's why I have 21 Ralts with Synchronize!

If you play League teambuiler right now you will get a lot of "trybards" joining your party.