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[quote](16:21:07) +AmethystStorm: When Mashew first set out as a young Pokemon Clown, his first pokemon was a cute little Misdreavus. As he left from his house from the Ice Caves, he decided walking took forever, and decided to get around by riding one of the local Jynxes and had to use a Miley Cyrus as his HM Slave. In the end, he made a wife out of the gym leader, Julia. However, he wasn't quite fulfilled by this, since his true secret fettish was Goatse. Between Julia and Jynx, he had four kids, and got a stable job as a sex slave to Dorogon, living hapily ever after.[/quote]
[quote](16:53:04) +AmethystStorm: Will, an aspiring young Author first set out from home having been given Doro's Penis as his starting pokemon. He quickly discovered that Sommersaulting and Barrel Rolls were a much more effective form of transportation than say, flying on a Rayquaza. One day, Will Sommersaulted into a person named Luna Valentine, who he later caught and turned into his HM Slave. Valentine's brusque pervertedness carried over to Will, thus inspiring his new found Enema Fettish. Such a fettish terrified Amethyst, who would later become Will's Wife, after Will lived in a mansion leading from a secret passage at the back of Amethyst's closet. In order to foot the massive bills for the mansion, however, Will took a job as a Gardevoirwhore and was able to pay his debts. Over9000 children later, he and Ame happily grew old together. Well, Ame wasn't quite so happy given the fettish and lurking Doro's Penis, but... whatever.[/quote]
[quote](17:29:19) +AmethystStorm: Once upon a time, there was a trainer named N8 who travelled the world in a rolling house pulled by his wife's Dragonite. He and his wife, Herrrrrp had tried many times, but through over9000 child births only managed to push out 34% of a child. Tired of this, he stole his love's precious Ditto, who would become his very first Pokemon. To make ends meet, he took a job as a Lucario poacher, but was quickly fired, as just as soon as he got into the field, he found he loved Lucario. A lot. Instead, he took to preying on them in... Other ways. Eventually, he had his Ditto, named Assos, transform into a Lucario and just stay that way forever. That DittoLucario's cock became his greatest tool in using HMs as he wandered the land forevermore, secretly attacking various Lucario's excercising his Blood Enema fetish upon them. Herrrrrp was never heard from again, and the 34% of a child died of neglect.[/quote]
[quote](19:50:17) +AmethystStorm: The beautiful Miss Kitty one day left her home one day to seek out a new life, far, far away from the evil corporation Kroger. As she set out, she only had a single Dorogon to protect her agains the world. Fortunately, she soon captured a wild Ame who she rode often. Which got her places. Yep. She became a classy whore, and eventually earned enough money to buy herself a house inside of an afro, where she attempted to marry a Sir Derpsalot. An arranged marriage, they stayed together long enough for Kitty to inherit his fortune. Although she was forced to have one child with down syndrome, he was quickly disposed of, and after that whenever Sir Derp wanted to herp Kitty, she broke a glass and slit her own innermost thighs to pretend that she was menstr- well, unavailable. Soon, Sir Derpsalot was executed by her Amethyst, and the two ran off to live a happy life. She was very fulfilled because it so happened that her fettish was watching him with other guys, like his husband, Will, who he soon left. Then Kitty and he stayed together forever. Oh, and Lucario was her HM slave. The end.[/quote]
[quote](20:22:04) +AmethystStorm: Geo left home with nothing but a small fuzzy blue waffle disease to guide him. Little did he know, he would soon be riding on a Twigga in the plains of Umgambe in the wonderful lands of Swahililand. That Twigga would take him all over the world, and in his many journeys, he would become a high class Pimp, capture Cal to use as an HM Slave, develop a sexual interest in Trap Doros, and much more. Eventually, however, he met a very nice woman named N8's Foot, and settled down with her, in a house that floated ontop of sex in a cup. He got a job as a proffesional Terra-Screwer, and between N8's foot and Terra, he had 786322345678787653423668876755342354678767553234548790998776423246789-0-989753421` 133578980-896643234568796754546 kids.
(20:22:14) N8: How do you have that many kids with a foot[/quote]
[quote](21:16:29) +AmethystStorm: Dorogon lead a perfectly normal life in a house in Dorogon married to his lovely wife Dorogon. Together they had 3 deformed siamese twins, all of which were named dorogon. He got a job as a blow job space cowboy who went by the alias of Dorogon, and travelled through anal propulsion through sodomy across the galaxy with his first pokemon, Kajj's girlfriend (nickname Dorogon) and HM Slave of 10 year old children all of whom are also named Dorogon. In time, Dorogon became the most famed Your Mom in the universe. The universe which was also named Dorogon.[/quote]
