I'm so tough I watched Barbie's magical adventures without crying or going into depression.
I'm so tough I don't get papercut, instead I cut the paper.
I'm so tough diamonds can't cut me, instead I recklessly play with it. Pokemon Diamond ftw.
They say the pen is mighter then the sword. I am better then the pen. Just to show it who's boss, I drag its face across paper.
I'm so tough I sleep with pedobear. Soundly. Untouched(?).