inb4Yanmega
EDIT: I'll turn this into a serious post eventually, and I'll start with the overrated things:
[b][i]Zoroark[/i][/b]
For as much as it was hyped up as one of the very first gen V Pokemon to be revealed, it's... not so great.
A walking mindgame, basically. If you can Illusion a fighting type to bait the ineffective Psychic attack, good for you, you probably just swept. But it only works once on the same person.
...Unless they're stupid.
....and send in Skarmory against "Darmanitan"...
.........and they know it previously used Focus Blast.......
My point remains.
[i][b]Garchomp[/b][/i]
Hi, my name's Weavile, and I just Ice Sharded you to death.
OH MAN, SO UBER.
Barring Lati@s, the fastest Dragon. That's nice, you still have like... 102 base. There's a lot of things that beat that, assuming no Scarfs are involved. And if so, see above. Pretty big attack, but in comparison to Dragonite and Salamence (who have arguably better movepools too; that is, Dragon Dance) it's not the best either. And speaking of movepools, hi, my name's Skarmory. Nice Fire Fang you got there.
[i][b]Blaziken[/b][/i]
Sup, I get wrecked by priority short of Bullet Punch, which every team seems to have these days. I admit, short of that it's still a really good sweeper, but Chandelure actually does a very nice job of dealing with it, as long as it isn't carrying Stone Edge. Dedicated walls also work very nicely; things such as Jellicent can stop it cold unless it has Swords Dance, and even then you'd need to use Flare Blitz and kill yourself unless you have lolNightSlash. It has big STAB moves, but they have to be at least neutral for it to hurt that much, and just LOOK at all the Ghost and/or Water-type walls <3
Again, priority deals with any speed booster nicely, and Blaziken is no exception.
Speaking of...
[i][b]Chandelure[/b][/i]
You have Shadow Tag, and you (usually) have a Choice Scarf. Alright, so you murder Ferrothorn and Forretress.
... Okay?
You killed something of mine without using a fire move? Meet my CB Pursuit Scizor. Or anything with Pursuit in general. When your schtick is to come in and kill something then run away, and for that reason you have "no counters" and are therefore Uber, it comes into question: Why doesn't anyone just run Pursuit if you're that scared of this thing?
[quote][scroll][b][color=#0000FF]Start of turn 20[/color][/b]
[color=#000000]Saphron's Donal used [b][color=#705898]Shadow Ball[/color][/b]![/color]
[color=#000000][color=#0000FF]It's super effective![/color][/color]
[color=#000000]Insidias lost 221 HP! (84% of its health)[/color]
[color=#000000][color=green][b]Saphron: [/b][/color]SHOOT[/color]
[color=#000000][b]Insidias fainted![/b][/color]
[color=#000000][color=#0000FF]Makusho[/color]: LOL DONAL[/color]
[color=#000000][color=#5811B1][b]Ikaru: [/b][/color]...and that means you're scarfed, which meaaaannnnsssss[/color]
[color=#000000]Ikaru sent out Titania! (Scizor)[/color]
[color=#000000][color=green][b]Saphron: [/b][/color]Donal is ghastly[/color]
[color=#000000][b][color=#0000FF]Start of turn 21[/color][/b][/color]
[color=#000000][color=#A8A878]Saphron's Donal is being sent back![/color][/color]
[color=#000000]Titania used [b][color=#705848]Pursuit[/color][/b]![/color]
[color=#000000][color=#0000FF]It's super effective![/color][/color]
[color=#000000]Saphron's Donal lost 100% of its health![/color]
[color=#000000][b]Saphron's Donal fainted![/b][/color]
[color=#000000]Saphron called Donal back![/color]
[color=#000000][color=green][b]Saphron: [/b][/color]Fu[/color]
[color=#000000][color=green][b]Saphron: [/b][/color]D:[/color]
[color=#000000][color=#5811B1][b]Ikaru: [/b][/color][/color]:D
[b][color=#008000]Saphron[/color]: [/b][color=#000000]XD[/scroll][/color][/quote]
gg Chandelure.
More will join these as soon as I feel like editing and/or think of things.