Meloia looks epic~
Meh, I'll just go through the list again
Victini- Cute. New type. Yay.
Jaroda (tsutarja evo)- Wins for the starter.
Enbuoo (pokabu starter)- Wins the GTFO award
Yooterii (puppy)- Cute. It's evo, less cute. second evo, what the hell is with that moustache? Seriously. Fail.
Choroneko (cat)- ADORABLE. WANT.
All the monkeys- Leave. Now. Why is the grass one elvis?
Munna- ....I want to use it as a pillow...
Mamepato- Starly mach 2. No thanks.
Zeburaiki (zebra evo)- Knight and I checked, Electivire is still a superior choice for motordrive. A noble effort though.
Dangoro (bo-omb rock)- Geodude. It's second evolution is superior to Golem is just about every way.
Kokoromi- Cool design except the nose. The nose ruins everything. Also, stats suck. I was pulling for it, but this earns the stamp of DO NOT WANT.
Dokkoro line (carrying log/beam/pillars)- Ew. So much Ew. As Knight said, demonic clown with muscle. 140 base attack + Encourage is going to hurt though.
Otamaru line (tadpole and frogs)- Fugly. I want Polis back.
Nageki/Dageki (robed fighters)- Dageki is highly superior. And they're also fugly.
Futsude line (centipede)- NO. GET IT OFF. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. BEGONE. QFEFDBTESGTRH
Doreida (fruit basket dancer)- Princess Jasmine.
Basurao (green fish)- Why?
Meguroku line (croc)- Well done. Surprisingly similar to smogon's Colossoil, but not quite so overpowered. The stat layout is basically close though.
Hihidaruma- 140 base + Encourage... Again?
Zurugu line (derp)- Herp...? Get out. You're not cool enough to be a dark pokemon.
Shinpora (crazy psychic flier)- I'm a fan. Beats Xatu.
Desukan (sarcoughagus)- Excellent wall
Abagoora (sea turtle evo)- The pre-evo looked better...
Yabakuron line (sack of shit)- No. Literally. The garbage bag pokemon. Really, game freak? REALLY?
Chirachiino (chillarmy evo)- Adorable.
Gochimu line (loliloli)- ...cute, but not the finesse I was hoping for
Banipuchii line (snowblobs)- The snowcone pokemon?
Emonga- sucks. no one is surprised.
Morobareru (big mushroom)- Why is it pokeball designs?
Shibirudon (electric eel)- Pure Electric with levitate. We have our next no-weaknesses pokemon.
Shandareea (chandellier)- Wow, a ghost fire. And 145 SpA (highest in 5th gen). Want.
Tsubeaa (polar bear)- why is there a big tuft of fur over its crotch?
Magyoo (flat fish)- The whoopie cushion pokemon
Kojondo (purple thingy)- For a fighting type that looks so cool... Want.
Sazando (dark dragon)- First SpA heavy Pseudo legend... with a whopping 125. Underwhelming, but it looks cool.
Torunerouso (pure flying)-....Why are there three of them?
Meloia (gorgeous)- <3
All that said, there is kind of a fundamental problem competitionally with this generation.
The average speed for many pokemon is now somewhere around 98. The average physical attack is like 120. Special attack sits lower around 100... And the whole generation is very physical-heavy. I feel like there are going to be some balance issues. And the speed thing is going to... suck.