The official Name Hater

[Guest]

Nobody likes the Packers.

Vulpix named Naruto

[Dragon116]

Shouldn't that be a Ninetails? That's the one with the curse and all.

Also, Packers are Cheese Heads. Being a Cheese Lord is a whole other profession.

Tauros named China Shop

[Gh0stStark]

In the pokemon world most people see Absol as a harbinger of disaster, and for this reason they hate it.

Tauros are only found in the wild.

Staraptor called Presley.

[Dragon116]

I bet you a Tauros has been found in a China Shop on Pokemon GO. I bet the developers even purposely place them there.

Elvis doesn't try to rip your face off for dinner.

Herdier named Herdiest

[Jmanultrax1]

herdiest? is that even a word?

Ho-oh named a mighty duck

[Dragon116]

Ho-oh is an insult to ducks as even a duck can take less damage from rocks.

Purrloin named Pet Me

[Jmanultrax1]

its to sassy to let people do that

a pelipper named cat funt

[Dragon116]

Pelipper can actually take hits though, so calling it a Funt isn't fair. I actually used it through the E4 in my first run of Ruby.

Clefable named Tofu

[Jmanultrax1]

clefable isn't terrible in battle or taste.

a darmanitan named harambe

(it had to be done)

[Dragon116]

I never realized Darmanitan was designed after a Silverback, but now I see the resemblance. However, Harambe was never on fire.

Corsola named Harbringer

[Jmanultrax1]

I think you misspelled as that is not a word. The correct word harbinger

braviery named MERICA!

[Dragon116]

I always thought it was a contraction of Harm and Bringer (which isn't a word, but still). That which brings harm is what I always think of it as.

Overused nickname, 0/10

Finneon named Das Ist Limpet

[Jmanultrax1]

that name is too long and it wont fit

a staravia named cuck

[Dragon116]

Staravia doesn't take cuckolding lightly.

Kricketune named YoyoMama

[Jmanultrax1]

is it supposed to be rapper? but its so fancy

an onix named rock hard

[Dragon116]

Brock already used that.

Mawile named Insert Here

[YoshiofRedemption]

Insert what here?

Snorunt named Thermia

[Dragon116]

Wel, it's got a giant mouth with razor sharp teeth on the back of it's head. I'll let you decide.

Snorunt can't get a fever.

Golem named RollWithIt

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

I'm rofling (rolling on the floor laughing) at that name.

Mewtwo named That's Fine

[Jmanultrax1]

yeah its clearly fine that tried to destroy humanity

a keldeo named space unicorn

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Keldeo isn't from space

Rotom named deadmau5

[Gh0stStark]

Rotom rocks! Don't associate it with groups other musical genders, or I'll haunt ya. Now that I think about it wouldn't it be awesome to have a rotom-possessed electric guitar?

Anyway, a Jolteon named Sanic.

Edited August 29, 2016 by Gh0stStark

[Dragon116]

Jolteon is too well drawn to be Sanic.

Ampharos named Bumblebee

[Jmanultrax1]

ampharos is nowhere close to being a bee.

a zoroark named kubuki

[Dragon116]

Your nickname lead me to wikipedia where it rambled about theater. NOOOO.

Garbodor named BigglesPoor