Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

[Hedron]

I go 30-0 with Zilean.

[Maelstrom]

I'm so tough, I jump mid-game into losing halo matches and come out with the most kills.

[FluffyFox]

I'm so tough I never returned a redbox movie ... and got away with it Mwhahahaha.

[The Fush]

I go 30-0 with Zilean.

I'm so tough, I jump mid-game into losing halo matches and come out with the most kills.

Forgive me for what I'm about to do, but... TIME IS NOT BEING WASTED!

I'm so tough I can PUNish quotes.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough. i can travel through black holes.

[The Fush]

I'm so tough, I once destroyed half of the Grox star systems in Spore.

AND THEY HAVE 5000 FUCKING PLANETS TO DESTROY IN THAT GAME SO BE PROUD OF ME UFHGUGUHIUDSGBG

[Epic C]

I'm so tough, i destroyed the galactic core in spore

[The Fush]

I'm so tough, i destroyed the galactic core in spore

So you destroyed yourself?

I'm so tough that I can 1v1 Steve.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough, I can make lemons from lemonade

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I can rant... LOONEY TUNES STYLE!

[Epic C]

I'm so tough, you take so long to rebuild your "kingdom" cuz you know im too stronk for you handle.

Lol.

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I can summon walls of a size equivalent to the one in China in mere milliseconds.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough i can create blackholes with the palm of my hand

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that any phenomenon, supernatural or not, pisses it's pants when it sees me.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough, i beat Jeff the Killer in a staring contest.

Edited December 17, 2012 by Epic C

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I have more supernatural abilities than the protagonist of Dishonoured.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough, I played Pixelated Nightmare w/o getting a sense of fear.

TWICE

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I'm a descendant of stunfisk.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough im a decendant from Magikarp

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I use Firefox.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough that im tougher than what you just said.

[The Fush]

I'm so tough what

[Epic C]

I'm so tough that im so what.

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I beat down the Salty Spitoon.

[Epic C]

I'm so tough tough that i Drove a Spaceship through Jupiter, and lived.