Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

[Summer]

This.

[Skeleton]

I'm so though I can take out a magikarp in one hit.

[Maelstrom]

I'm so tough I sneeze hyperbeams. No turn needed to rest.

[Voctrode]

I'm so tough I only stayed in Shelly's Gym for 2 hours.

And only cried for an hour and fifty nine minutes of it

[Ikaru]

I'm so tough I only stayed in Shelly's Gym for 2 hours.

And only cried for an hour and fifty nine minutes of it

I'm so tough I readily admit defeat to this post.

[Noivy]

Physically frail, but I have a mind of Osmium.

[Voctrode]

So you're really dense?

[Phoenix]

I'm so tough I beat Inuki in a duel.

I'm so tough I played ninty-nine knights.

I'm so tough I won a 1 vs 4 match in Halo 3.

I'm so tough I watched the Kanji's episode in Persona 4 and still maintain my masculinity.

I'm so tough I beat Ikaru in a pokemon battle.

I'm so tough I got the Eggman Land achievemnt in Sonic Unleashed.

I'm so tough my alarm clock plays the drowning theme in sonic. (I cry every morning)

I'm so tough I made it to Lv 23 in LoL by only doing beginner bot matches.

I'm so tough I still have one badge.

I'm so tough I evolved my oshawott to samurott to beat Lenora.

I'm so tough I authed during the night/early morning shift for fun.

I'm so tough I didn't cry when sonic died in Sonic 06.

I'm so tough I tried to get my $60 back for Sonic 06 even though I had it for 2 yrs.

I'm so tough I punched a raccoon in the face.

I'm so tough my dog beat me in Uno twice.

[The Fush]

I'm so tough that I ran Tiamat + Ionic Spark Twitch and got legendary.

I'm so tough that I beat all 3 Terraria Hardmode Bosses.

I'm so tough that I make Sunkerns cry.

I'm so tough that my yawn can blast someone off their feet.

I DON'T EVEN LIFT AND I GO UP *shot*

I'm so tough that when I lost Tales of Symphonia, I didn't cry, and I didn't even when I didn't get another tales game for ages (inb4 implying getting Tales of the Abyss).

I'm so GODAMN TOUGH THAT I WALK AROUND WITH A BAG THE WEIGHT OF A TRAIN

I'M SO TOUGH I LISTENED TO EXCALIBUR WITHOUT MY EARS BLEEDING.

[Maelstrom]

I spelled Schwarzenegger in scrabble.

[Eternal Edge]

That is an illegal move sir. Names cannot be used.

[Maelstrom]

*backward glance at Edge*

sure, but after a move like that, who's gonna stop me?

[Godot]

*Raises his hand*

[TheNewEnigma]

Reviving old topics, because why not

I'm so tough, I only cried to I know You Care by Ellie Goulding...on the first time.

[Skeleton]

I'm so tough my sims never set stoves on fire.

I'm so tough that I'm around the most stupid people of the school and still survive without brain damage.

I'm so tough not even my dog can't top my cuteness.

[Summer]

I'm so tough I can stare at Justin Beiber without shouting GAY!

[diana]

So tough I can stand fighting Bennett....

23 times.

[Poetic]

*clears his throat*

I'm so tough that I burn myself instead of my food.

[Will]

I'm so tough I can stand fighting Amaria...

...25 times.

[Maelstrom]

I'm so tough, I was brave enough to eat the local Afghan food and enjoy it. Most of the other soldiers were like F THAT, and were too afraid to even drink the tea.

[Noivy]

Wait, Im no longer the biggest loser against Bennett? WHAT?

...

[Skeleton]

I'm so tough I can imitate Sudowoodo perfectly.

I'm so tough I can imitate almost every gen 1 pokémon perfectly.

[Summer]

I'm so tough i crit Cheren.

[The Fush]

I'm a Sunkern, now let me in.

Oh wait, overkill.

Fine, I'll do this without my Sunkern powers :feelsgn: .

...I'm Munchlax. I'm so tough that I Recycle.

[Summer]

I'm so tough I stole Team Plasma's Pokemon and enslaved them.