The Grinch Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 @HongaarseBeer97 Behold! http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 @Isa.phoria Woah. Consider this bookmarked!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatJones Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 oh my days! literally cryn' at some of these! worst one I've heard is - I've lost my number, can I have yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama Yellow Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad_ Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 "Hey baby, on a scale from one to America how free are you tonight?" Read this some time ago in a Status Update, to whoever wrote it: you're awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Ehm, excuse me miss, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? (don't actually try this, I don't want to be an accomplice of rape...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArgenHyuu Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) Heard this from a certain PokeTuber: "You can get my PP Up." Edited March 10, 2017 by rivalhyuu454 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraRPetO Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has space for two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraRPetO Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Do you like clothes shopping? I'm having a sale in my bedroom, all clothes 100% off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArgenHyuu Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 19 hours ago, Shirtless Link said: Do you like clothes shopping? I'm having a sale in my bedroom, all clothes 100% off Not sure if you're advertising or luring someone to bed. I like it, nonetheless. Here's a very obvious one: "I like balls. Basketballs, volleyballs, golf balls, and maybe yours too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animefan666 Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 As undersecretary I had a hand at crafting that piece of legislation. Now, how about you give my package some stimulus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatonearth Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 do you happen to have a bandaid? I scraped my knee while falling for you. I'm no geologist, but even I can tell that you rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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