BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Little did you know, Ice cream's are immune to natural AND unnatural powers Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I accuse the previous king of heresy to the Pope. He starts a crusade to conquer the hill and clenase heresy from this holy place. I, in defense of the only true religion, the Great God Om, am crowned the new king. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I bring forward my previous statement. My one weakness is literally anything that's not religious for I am but a humble I cream Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 In that case I turn the heating on Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I've survived a summer in spain, I mean have you ever seen a melted BlueMoonIceCream? I can survive in a trainers bag for-literally-ever Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I've survived 18 summers in Spain. It's not that hot. Link to post Share on other sites
PsyDucklan 0 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 *Continues to sit quietly on MY hill, considering not much has been down to truly take it down* Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 *Continues to sit quietly on MY hill, considering not much has been down to truly take it down* Oh hey declan, when did you get here?... Wanna play smash? I've survived 18 summers in Spain. It's not that hot. Are you forgetting where I came from?! I came from rain and clouds to ridiculous heat Link to post Share on other sites
PsyDucklan 0 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Oh hey declan, when did you get here?... Wanna play smash? Sure, also, here's your bread for visiting the Ducky Kingdoms Hilltop resort. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 0-0 I hope it's pure bread Get it Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 BlueMoonIceCream eats the poisoned bread and dies. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I'm now poisonberry flavour Link to post Share on other sites
PsyDucklan 0 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Whoa, I'm holding this hill quite well today. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Wow, you just couldn't help yourself but come on at 1 in the morning could you declan XD Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Your god may be leaving for now, but I must lay claim to my domain one last time. Now face the wrath of a thousand shadows laying waste to your very soul. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 What if I told you that I'm an ice cream that's been poisoned? That means I do poison damage and you'll all die eventually but quicker so I will own the hill again eventually which technically means it's mine now soooo Link to post Share on other sites
PsyDucklan 0 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Sorry my dude, but it'll also be the property of the Ducky Kingdom. Link to post Share on other sites
K_H 7 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 *Signs a contract that gives me total ownership of the land that contains the hill* not anymore, it ain't. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 It's not the hill though it's the glowy thing and like I said you'll all die eventually soooo Link to post Share on other sites
K_H 7 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I thought we already established that the Glowing Hill was destroyed? In any case, I got that as a free bonus thanks to the fine print, so yay! Also, everyone dies eventually, and I never had any of the Ice Cream that got poisoned. Looks like that was a good decision on my part. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 *force feeds ice cream* Link to post Share on other sites
K_H 7 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 *Finishes off the Ice Cream* You might... regret... that... *Curls up into a ball, pain starting to wrack my body as I turn Feral* I spiked... the ice cream... with Night Howler extract... *Spasms* AAARRGGGHHH!!! *gets up on all fours, then kills and consumes BMIC before finishing off the meal with a Pecha Berry, then snarls at anyone who approaches the hill, mauling them if they don't leave quickly* ((My Feral Version is currently in possession of the hill, and the corpse of someone who was unwise enough to stick around is at the foot of the hill.)) Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I think you don't realise.. I am the icecream... I don't have a skeleton and it's hard to find me because I'm super rare so you just murdered an innocent person AND you're going to die so.... Link to post Share on other sites
K_H 7 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 You do realize that people and animals do things that are not morally right while under the influence of Night Howlers, right? Additionally, if you were truly Poisonberry Flavored, you'd be 'PoisonberryIceCream', not 'BlueMoonIceCream'. Also, there was the Pecha Berry I had afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
PsyDucklan 0 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 *Literally has a hilltop resort built on the hill with the deed* Why has no one actually truly taken the hill? Link to post Share on other sites
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