King Of The Hill

[PsyDucklan]

*Ducks waddle over BlooMuen, taking his bread cannon, reclaiming the hill in the process*

You cannot handle us man!

[Lugruf]

Cooks the ducks and eats them. Delicious. Now the hill is mine.

[Exalted]

Obliterates all existence beside myself and the hill.

suck it losers .

[Tempest]

You think can end all of existance! Such hubris! This domain shall be restored, and all who inhabit this universe relive. Now face the piercing cold of a million blizzards! This hill shall be one of ice!

[BlueMoonIceCream]

*lights a fire, melts ice*

Oh, what? Sorry I didn't hear you over the crackling of fire y'know on MY hill

[K_H]

*uses Glaciate, extinguishing the fire, KO-ing BMIC, and covering the hill in a mile's worth of ice from the resulting Ice Age, which causes a "Snowball Earth"*

Whoops... I went too far with that Move.

In any case, I guess the Hill is mine.

*Stands atop where the hill was*

[Lugruf]

Goes back in time to the last moment when the hill was mine

[K_H]

*Time flows forwards to the aftermath of the "Glaciate" Incident*

So yeah. Still King. Didn't even have to do anything special.

Edited June 8, 2016 by K_H

[Tempest]

Writhe in agony as the shadows descend and the world cracks with the weight of darkness. There is no hope for you mere mortal. The force of the shadows is greater than thyself.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

*Lights a torch illuminating the darkness*

Huh? What? Oh I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the crackling of my torch you know on MY hill

[PsyDucklan]

*Turns out everyone was on the wrong hill*

*Is on the right hill*

*Profit(?)*

[BlueMoonIceCream]

*Turns out this was actually the right hill and you should shut up*

[Lugruf]

I build a wall to keep everyone out of MY hill. Make the hill great again!

[Tempest]

You think a mere wall can stops the like of me? I will rain hellfire down upon this hill and burn everything in my sight. This hill will forever stand in the name of Tempest.

[K_H]

Did someone say that there was a- FIRE!!!

*uses Rain Dance, extinguishing the fire, then uses Thunder, scoring a SE Crit KO on Tempest.*

And that...

*walks onto the charred and muddy hill, and smiles.*

is the end of that. My Hill!

Edited June 8, 2016 by K_H

[Lugruf]

I build my own hill and live happily as the king of the new hill while the rest of the people fight for the original one.

[K_H]

That's the wrong hill, man!

Still King.

[Lugruf]

Define "wrong"

[K_H]

In this case, it means that your hill is a fake.

[Notus]

*Creates a dimensional plan that gathers all the forms and definitions of 'Hill', locking out the usurpers K_H and Lugruf*

The King has returned kids.

[K_H]

Do you need a refresher on what happened to some of the stuff that was used the last time we fought? Yes, you do.

*Hacks into the base code of the Dimensional Plan, and swaps Notus' Identification with my own*

If it can be hacked, it will be hacked eventually.

Be glad that it wasn't an Erasure from the Universe this time.

I'm King!

Edited June 8, 2016 by K_H

[Lugruf]

In this case, it means that your hill is a fake.

There's no such thing as a "real" or "fake" hill as the value of a hill is nothing more than the value we give to it. Therefore, a hill can't inherently be right or wrong, real or fake. As long as there's someone to claim the hill as his kingdom, it's a valid hill.

*Then Lugruf slams K_H with the philosophy book, knocking him out and getting the hill back

[K_H]

You're still not coded out of the Blacklist, ya know. You're still not king, I am!

[Tempest]

Hah. I transcend your pathetic programming. I control reality, not your worthless code. Bow to the true god of the domain!

[K_H]

I never mentioned you. But since it's still raining...

*Uses Thunder to KO Tempest*

I'm King!

Edited June 8, 2016 by K_H