King Of The Hill

[BlueMoonIceCream]

Little did you know, Ice cream's are immune to natural AND unnatural powers

[Lugruf]

I accuse the previous king of heresy to the Pope. He starts a crusade to conquer the hill and clenase heresy from this holy place. I, in defense of the only true religion, the Great God Om, am crowned the new king.

Edited June 9, 2016 by Lugruf

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I bring forward my previous statement. My one weakness is literally anything that's not religious for I am but a humble I cream

[Lugruf]

In that case I turn the heating on

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I've survived a summer in spain, I mean have you ever seen a melted BlueMoonIceCream? I can survive in a trainers bag for-literally-ever

[Lugruf]

I've survived 18 summers in Spain. It's not that hot.

[PsyDucklan]

*Continues to sit quietly on MY hill, considering not much has been down to truly take it down*

[BlueMoonIceCream]

*Continues to sit quietly on MY hill, considering not much has been down to truly take it down*

Oh hey declan, when did you get here?... Wanna play smash?

I've survived 18 summers in Spain. It's not that hot.

Are you forgetting where I came from?! I came from rain and clouds to ridiculous heat

[PsyDucklan]

Oh hey declan, when did you get here?... Wanna play smash?

Sure, also, here's your bread for visiting the Ducky Kingdoms Hilltop resort.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

0-0 I hope it's pure bread

Get it

[Lugruf]

BlueMoonIceCream eats the poisoned bread and dies.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I'm now poisonberry flavour

[PsyDucklan]

Whoa, I'm holding this hill quite well today.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

Wow, you just couldn't help yourself but come on at 1 in the morning could you declan XD

[Tempest]

Your god may be leaving for now, but I must lay claim to my domain one last time. Now face the wrath of a thousand shadows laying waste to your very soul.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

What if I told you that I'm an ice cream that's been poisoned? That means I do poison damage and you'll all die eventually but quicker so I will own the hill again eventually which technically means it's mine now soooo

[PsyDucklan]

Sorry my dude, but it'll also be the property of the Ducky Kingdom.

[K_H]

*Signs a contract that gives me total ownership of the land that contains the hill*

not anymore, it ain't.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

It's not the hill though it's the glowy thing and like I said you'll all die eventually soooo

[K_H]

I thought we already established that the Glowing Hill was destroyed? In any case, I got that as a free bonus thanks to the fine print, so yay!

Also, everyone dies eventually, and I never had any of the Ice Cream that got poisoned. Looks like that was a good decision on my part.

[BlueMoonIceCream]

*force feeds ice cream*

[K_H]

*Finishes off the Ice Cream*

You might... regret... that...

*Curls up into a ball, pain starting to wrack my body as I turn Feral*

I spiked... the ice cream... with Night Howler extract...

*Spasms*

AAARRGGGHHH!!!

*gets up on all fours, then kills and consumes BMIC before finishing off the meal with a Pecha Berry, then snarls at anyone who approaches the hill, mauling them if they don't leave quickly*

((My Feral Version is currently in possession of the hill, and the corpse of someone who was unwise enough to stick around is at the foot of the hill.))

Edited June 12, 2016 by K_H

[BlueMoonIceCream]

I think you don't realise.. I am the icecream... I don't have a skeleton and it's hard to find me because I'm super rare so you just murdered an innocent person AND you're going to die so....

[K_H]

You do realize that people and animals do things that are not morally right while under the influence of Night Howlers, right? Additionally, if you were truly Poisonberry Flavored, you'd be 'PoisonberryIceCream', not 'BlueMoonIceCream'. Also, there was the Pecha Berry I had afterwards.

[PsyDucklan]

*Literally has a hilltop resort built on the hill with the deed*

Why has no one actually truly taken the hill?