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*Eats his face and throws his body into a ditch next to the road*

I AM the king of the HILL

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*Regenerates then hits Vinny with Close Combat* Vinny's love of Sneasel transfers its weaknesses to him! It's super effective! Vinny got a case of the dead. The hill is mine once more.

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Hola, it appears that the cake is a lie. With you having gone ka-bluey, I believe that I am the new King of the Hill!

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Glalie, freeze her. And do you know what Glalie does after freezing it's opponent?

Here's the pokedex: "Glalie has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this Pokémon enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion."

The Hill looks nice...

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I awaken from my coma, only to find that I was decapitated, yet some how I was still alive?

Have I become a livid dead, have I gained a second wind? I roll my head towards the remains of my body, brutally mutilated, but still looks like it can hold up on its own. I begin to attach myself because fuck you I'm a walking Shark-Snake-Plant tendril beast, and begin walking up to what seems to be a sand castle with someone taking control. "Out of the way, rodent!", as I collide with the castle with sheer force, leveling it to ruins. I whip out my tendrils and grab hold of Banana's leg and flick him off the battle screen. An announcer voice called "Player 4 defeated!" and I climb my way back up the top of this accursed hill.

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Dusclops, open your belly... Pokédex data: 'Its body is hollow. It is said that those who look into its body are sucked into the void.' You looked, didn't you?

I'm tha king of tha hill.

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Be careful, there's a Gengar behind you

To steal the live of its target, Gengar slips into its prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity.

Oh well, at least I warned you. The hill is mine!

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