If Pokemon Has Taught Me Anything

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that people say the weirdest things before battle.

[TRHStatement]

IPHTMA: It's that it's fairly normal to beat OU PKMN with NFE PKMN

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Rattata can beat an Arceus one on one.

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that creatures cannot breed without day cares.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Brock has goldfish memory when it comes to women.

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that if you have arrows on a mat and step on it, you will go spinning in the direction it's pointing in.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that an electric rodent is worth more than a talking cat.

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that once people walk offscreen you can't catch up to them.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you have no choice but to save the world.

[TRHStatement]

IPHTMA: It's that it's never ok to travel in a group

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that you can get to the top of a giant mountain in under a minute with the aid of Repels.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that fainting Audinos makes you healthier.

[TRHStatement]

IPHTMA: Beating up wild innocent PKMN really boosts your confidence

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that when a reporter asks you a question, your answer always interests them, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that bikes cost more than a house.

[TRHStatement]

IPHTMA: It's that it's perfectly safe to travel in the back of a moving truck.

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Slowpoke tails cost more than a house.

[TRHStatement]

IPHTMA: It's that the leaders of the evil organizations have mad stacks of dough

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that the Champions are almost never there when they're needed.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Oak's voice will ring through your head whenever you try to run indoors.

[dead account]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that there are absolutely no negative repercussions to capturing extremely rare and powerful creatures, some of which are even capable of causing extreme changes in an areas weather just by being there, and then emasculating them by making them take part in beauty competitions.

Edited August 4, 2015 by aquawaffle

[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that newly matched monsters have reproductive systems that are capable of having more monsters.

[star-kin]

if Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that if you encounter enemies (trainers) , you're going the right way.

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[SkyRunner]

If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that you can Dig while on water, and Dive in a desert.

[Peepeepoopoo]

If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Sudowoodo is a Rock type.