The Five Hour Storytelling Party

[Takosher 257]

So this is one of those games where you post a part of a story type thing. Post a short-medium-ish sentence to continue the story. There's only two rules:

#1: Follow all reborn forum rules

#2: Your sentence may have absolutely nothing to do with the sentence above you. The goal of this game is to make zero sense

I will start

"Once up a time..."

[Myst 1]

there was a cake who fell in love with its baker...

[Takosher 257]

Then Geoff decided to take over the world

(There's like, three word story, but i haven't seen one dedicated to Excalibur)

[Vinny 27]

since the cake was on the mango

[Hiss13 1]

because a maid decided to punch her incompetent master.

[Takosher 257]

There was a flock of birds

[Hiss13 1]

that the owner of the evil lair licked

[Vinny 27]

and then more birds showed up

[Hiss13 1]

A disembodied fist walked across the land as...

[Takosher 257]

Gargantuan pieces of toast rose from the ground to destroy the ants

[Hiss13 1]

while pressure cookers rained from the rainbow clouds in the sky.

[Chevaleresse 40]

JanICE came screaming in and waving his vlamberge

[Guest]

ignorant to the fact that the raining pressure cookers weren't actually pressure cookers, but thousands upon thousands of Ferns.

[Azeria 390]

The Ferns started dieing one by one due to the Fire surrounding them

[Guest]

only to be reborn from the spiritual energy of the region, the Reborn region

[Azeria 390]

They were Reborn as Blake,oaf of assholes.

[Guest]

New sentence, this is how we should have started it :3

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...

[Felix~ 240]

Suddenly there was an Elf

[Azeria 390]

The elf grew wings and started flying into the sky...

[Felix~ 240]

Where he wrestled with an incoming Meteor

((Don't you dare link it back to Reborn I swear to God, Buddha, Satan and every other Deity that has ever existed...))

[Azeria 390]

The Meteor started growing tentacles and threw the Elf into outer space.

[Guest]

;-; not even "then everything changed when the Ferns attacked"?

Then suddenly, pineapples. to quote asdf

ninja'd, like three times :s

[Vinny 27]

but then Azery appeared outta nowhere

ninja'd, like three times :s

((pfft, no such as getting ninja'd in this thread. The less sense, the better))

[Guest]

and got his ace membership at last

*shots fired

[Takosher 257]

Then my world ended in a flash of oranges

(Also@Vinny^^^ And Ashes, I think you're missing the point of "have nothing to do with the post above you")