~The Reborn Quotebook~

[Shanco]

Ikaru will never be a comedian as far as I can tell.

Inuki: Vi likes dangerous

*** [星] Latios gives Anna a cat ***

+Ikaru: yeah pretty much

[Mys]Ceres The Leaf won against [星] Ryan C.

+Ikaru: She's kind of

*** Ikaru sunglasses ***

Inuki: the best kind of person

Inuki: <3

Neon Green: no

+Ikaru: Violent

Neon Green: fak u ika

Sapphire: Ikaru

Inuki: done

Sapphire: no

Neon Green: gtfo

Inuki: /kick ikaru

Inuki: /ban Ikaru

Inuki: Get out

Neon Green: I quit

[Reborn]Anna: ...I don't get it...

Neon Green: forever

[星] Ryan C: that joke was clearly uncalled for

[Melody]

Attempt at trying to do the Ikaru /me puts on sunglasses command failed...

(23:21:49) +Ikaru: You can try to argue the rules but see

(23:21:53) +Ikaru: he wasn't even talking about that

(23:21:54) +Ikaru: (23:15:56) No.: i tell u u da best when im lookin in the mirror

(23:21:57) +Ikaru: this is blatant chatspeak.

(23:22:10) +Phoenix: ergo you broke the rule

(23:22:22) *** Phoenix closed the case ***

(23:22:23) Renowner: teamwork.

(23:22:37) *** Sapphire breaks the ruler ***

(23:22:39) Sapphire: :s

(23:22:49) +Nirvash: ...

(23:22:53) Renowner: how will you measure things now?

(23:23:02) Sapphire: Not sure maybe Ikaru can...

(23:23:07) Hmm, that's not a command or you don't have permissions or something of that sort.

(23:23:11) Sapphire: Measure up to the challenge

(23:23:16) +Ikaru: ...

(23:23:21) Renowner: *ba dump bum*

(23:23:23) *** Ikaru pulls out a steel ruler ***

(23:23:25) +Nirvash: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Brave]

Start of turn 26

The foe's Ren used Mach Punch!

It's super effective!

2.EXE lost 285 HP! (78% of its health)

2.EXE fainted!

The foe's Ren is hurt by its Life Orb!

Kirito: Good game.

Kirito won the battle!

Nirvash: Game Over...

Socks stopped watching the battle.

Nadia Star stopped watching the battle.

Nirvash: BRELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Nirvash: :I

Kirito: KAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN!

Kirito: ^^;

Nirvash: TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kirito: KYOOOOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIII!

Nirvash: ATOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Kirito: ROBIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Nirvash: MEGAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Kirito: NAAAAAAAIIIIIL.

Nirvash: STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIIIIIIEND!

Kirito: Hah. xD

[Shanco]

Randomness ahoy!

Wolf O'Donnell: Star Fox 64 is the only Star Fox game where you fight Bill Cosby

+Ikaru: I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

+Ikaru: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

~~~ Ikaru was transformed into a whale and a bowl of petunias. ~~~

+Nirvash: And that was Psychotic Breakdowns 101

+Nirvash: With Professor Ikaru Gulliver Kazuna

[星] Ryan C: ...

Wolf O'Donnell: With Professor Michael McDowell

[星] Ryan C: I've got it on clipboard, should that head to the quotebook?

[星] Ryan C: I'm thinkin so but I dunno.

+Ikaru: if you do, include Luka's post with the link because that's relevant

~~~ Ikaru strayed off the path and was ravaged by the wolf. ~~~

[星] Ryan C: Wait, Luka = Wolf?

Wolf O'Donnell: Wha's wrong? Come a little closer to the COOCOOCOOCHUUUU

[星] Ryan C: Or is Ika just fucking with me again?

Horizon: no

Horizon: it's Luka

+Ikaru: Am I?

~~~ Ikaru divided by zero. ~~~

Vi: Yes

+Nirvash: You motherf--

Vi: I have a LOT of alts

+Nirvash: IKARU!

[星] Ryan C: Oh

+Nirvash: TEACH ME TO BE PSYCHIC!

Horizon: She has

Horizon: at least a million

[星] Ryan C: I thought I had a lot...

The league is now over.

Horizon: I missed league noooo

Horizon: I was finally going to fight Amy ;___;

+Ikaru: you have to be born with it, RJ

+Ikaru: sorry

~~~ Ikaru fell victim to Order 66. ~~~

[星] Ryan C: You get the pickle in a pod?

Horizon: ...LOL

Horizon: I forgot about that

[Shanco]

(on minecraft)

rc52 joined the game.

rc52 was slain by Spider

<rc52> I'm a terrible victim of circumstance

<IkaruKazuna> that's not circumstance, that's Inki

<IkaruKazuna> Inuki*

<ThunderInuki> You're the Inki here squid

<IkaruKazuna> .

[Eternal Edge]

(on minecraft)

rc52 joined the game.

rc52 was slain by Spider

<rc52> I'm a terrible victim of circumstance

<IkaruKazuna> that's not circumstance, that's Inki

<IkaruKazuna> Inuki*

<ThunderInuki> You're the Inki here squid

<IkaruKazuna> .

This made me laugh so much more than it should have xD

[Shanco]

This made me laugh so much more than it should have xD

Yeah, same here. I will shamelessly admit that he's one of my fave people on reborn.

EDIT: I don't feel like double posting

Start of turn 62

Crep Fan #1's Espeon used Wish!

Crep's Bitchblim used Baton Pass!

crep: thats just to counter me

Crep Fan #1: what is

crep: you have subs in more than one

crep called Bitchblim back!

crep sent out Im in Shock! (Zapdos)

Crep Fan #1's Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Crep Fan #1: yeah i did that just for you

Crep Fan #1: i put substitute on my pokemon just to counter your team

Crep Fan #1: because i care

Crep Fan #1: <3

Crep Fan #1: i did it for love

crep: no,,,more than one has sub

Crep Fan #1: more than one pokemon has substitute you mean?

crep: it can counter me but not regular teams

Crep Fan #1: maybe that's how i got #1

crep: yes

Crep Fan #1: because if i can counter you

crep: 1 what?

Crep Fan #1: then i can counter everyone

Crep Fan #2 stopped watching the battle.

Crep Fan #1: i love you crep

Crep Fan #1: do you love me too?

Unstoppable: be nice to your fan

crep: no

Crep Fan #1: see crep fan #2 left

Crep Fan #1: that means i am your #1 fan

crep: play

Crep Fan #1: as you wish

Crep Fan #1: my love

[Neo]

(16:13:08) [sF™]Will: Amethyst likes children.

(16:13:08) ~~~ [sF™]Will ran out of rings. ~~~

(16:13:09) [sF™]Will left the channel.

(16:13:09) +Amethyst: Yep!

(23:13:53) Satellite Mind: That feel when you're not sure which /d will be your last.'

(23:14:16) ~~~ KV-4's heart was stolen by the Witch of the Waste. ~~~

(23:14:16) KV-4 left the channel.

(23:14:25) Nagisa forfeited against [Aquarius]FruitJuice.

(23:14:26) Satellite Mind: Let's hope it's not that one.

[Shanco]

[星] Ryan C: I'm out

~~~ Everyone on Reborn hurt themselves in their confusion! ~~~

Disconnected from Server! If the disconnect is due to an internet problem, try to reconnect once the issue is solved.

Connected to server!

FruitSlice: lol

[星] Ryan C: shwinggg

[Diana]

Silver-kun sent out Beautiful! (Staraptor)

Silver-kun: NYA NYA MOTHER FUCKERS

[星] Ryan C: Yeah, it's just with Salamence

Start of turn 7

Beautiful used Brave Bird!

A critical hit!

Silver-kun: CHOO CHOOOO

The foe's ハッサム lost 90% of its health!

The foe's ハッサム fainted!

Beautiful is hit with recoil!

Trainer Rodri: si hablan español mejor -w-

Trainer Rodri: lol xD

[星] Ryan C sent out パルシェン! (Cloyster)

Start of turn 8

Beautiful used Brave Bird!

The foe's パルシェン lost 83% of its health!

Beautiful is hit with recoil!

The foe's パルシェン used Shell Smash!

The foe's パルシェン's Defense fell!

The foe's パルシェン's Sp. Def. fell!

The foe's パルシェン's Attack sharply rose!

The foe's パルシェン's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

The foe's パルシェン's Speed sharply rose!

[星] Ryan C: That crit was...

Silver-kun: well fuck

[星] Ryan C: *puts on sunglasses*

[星] Ryan C: beautiful.

Silver-kun: Actually, I'm banded. The crit didn't matter.

Silver-kun: ...

[星] Ryan C: YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Silver-kun: Quoting forever

[星] Ryan C: and it actually would have

[Shanco]

±OverUsed Tournament: [星] Ryan C has joined the tournament.

±OverUsed Tournament: Nirvash has been added to the tournament.

+Nirvash: aaand a lab write-up

+Godot: i think

±OverUsed Tournament: [星]Dark Desire has joined the tournament.

±OverUsed Tournament: Annias Valliant has joined the tournament.

Annias Valliant:

Rahul Hingo: oh god

+Nirvash: Have to start the write-up tonight after math homework.

±OverUsed Tournament: 30 seconds remaining...

Rahul Hingo: so many people

±OverUsed Tournament: crep has joined the tournament.

[星] Ryan C: aw yeah bro!

Rahul Hingo: oh no

±OverUsed Tournament: Higher138 has joined the tournament.

+Mashew: Im waiting for Brave to notice.

Rahul Hingo: ah

Sir Roricon: Gah

+Godot: Mash, do we think alike?

Rahul Hingo: im scared

[ホオズキ]XXReaperXX: o no dark desire to pro

+Mashew: Only sometimes.

±OverUsed Tournament: [scorpia] Blast has joined the tournament.

+Mashew: Maybe.

Rahul Hingo: noooooooo

Sir Roricon: o.o

Annias Valliant:

~~~ Round 1: OverUsed ~~~

crep vs. Nirvash

[scorpia] Blast vs. Sir Roricon

Annias Valliant vs. Rahul Hingo

Higher138 vs. [ホオズキ]XXReaperXX

[星]Dark Desire vs. Lobos

[星] Ryan C does not fight this round...

+Mashew: ....LOL

Rahul Hingo: kk

[星] Ryan C: lol brave gets him first

~~~ Inuki, you are the weakest link. Good bye. ~~~

+Nirvash: LMAO

Lobos: xd dark...

+Nirvash: Annias

[ホオズキ]XXReaperXX: who do i fight

+Nirvash: I love you.

Annias Valliant: This'll be good!

[星]Dark Desire: Hay Lobby

Rahul Hingo: yup

Annias Valliant: I'm ready for a fight

Lobos: Un Idle

Sir Roricon: Right

[星]Dark Desire: Done

Annias Valliant: Oh fuck! nirvash is fighting!

Rahul Hingo: yup

[星] Ryan C: fightin da crepsta.

Rahul Hingo: and crep and dark

+Mashew: I still don't think he notices.

Sir Roricon: THis is going to not end well...

+Nirvash: ...No I'm not o.o

Rahul Hingo: well i guess epic chickened out

+Nirvash: Wait, WHAT?!

+Mashew: C:

+Nirvash: MASHEW!

Emerald: lol

+Godot: XD

+Nirvash: YOU DICKWAFFLE!

+Mashew: I added you like as soon as it started

[星] Ryan C: lol

+Mashew: <<>>

+Mashew: and e-

Emerald: Best troll ever..... of all time....

...He ended up not fighting.

±OverUsed Tournament: Nirvash has been swapped with Godot. See /viewmatches for the new matchups.

+Godot: yay

[Melody]

(23:01:04) +Kirito: ... I begin to question why I keep coming out in main. xD

(23:01:24) Nao: ...coming out...

(23:01:28) Nao: Kirito! I had no idea....

(23:01:31) Nao: <3

(23:01:33) +Amethyst: Yeah, it's okay.

(23:01:40) +Amethyst: Main is a perfect place to come out as long as you're comfortable.

(23:01:48) Mila Kunis: ...

(23:01:50) +Kirito: Huh?

(23:01:53) Mila Kunis: Please rephrase that lol.

(23:01:54) Nao: ...

(23:01:55) Nao: XD

(23:01:57) *** Touma looks at Ame ***

(23:01:57) +Godot: >>

(23:02:00) +Kirito: ... I dun...

(23:02:02) +Kirito: ....

(23:02:03) Nao: Kirito is oblivious...

(23:02:04) +Godot: i always had my suspisions

(23:02:04) Touma: Did you tuck little Rupert in bed?

(23:02:04) Nao: Again.

(23:02:05) Nao: XD

(23:02:06) +Kirito: OH COME ON!

(23:02:14) Bazaro: loling

(23:02:17) +Amethyst: I'm honoured that you feel that close with everyone here to share that.

[Wild Monkey]

Poor Kirito...

[Shanco]

+Godot: Don't H8 apprecci8

*** [1]Epic C Storm Throws Ryan C to a Reinforced Steel Gate ***

N8: Godot, chatspeak will not be tolerated on this server.

[星] TheyCallMeTony: it's fine

[星] TheyCallMeTony: he's a saint

N8: Clean up your act before I'm forced to take further action.

[星] TheyCallMeTony: tellem godot

[1]Epic C: H8'ers gonna H8te

Quartz.:

+Godot: ^^

[Melody]

I didn't even bother asking what was going on...

(22:34:32) +Nirvash: Somethin'
(22:34:35) +Nirvash: don't you lie to me, boy
(22:34:52) +Kirito: You ain't my pa!
(22:35:05) +Nirvash: I might as well be!
(22:35:56) +Kirito: Nuh-uh, you ain't my real pa! Yous just a phony!
(22:37:07) +Nirvash: Why you gotta bring that up?! ;~;
(22:37:37) +Kirito: Cause! I miss my real pa! ;-;
(22:38:36) *** Nirvash hugs Fred ***
(22:38:43) *** Kirito hugs RJ ***
(22:38:48) +Nirvash: Damn it, boy, I don't care if I'm your blood pa or not!
(22:38:58) +Nirvash: I'll be the best damn pa ya ever had!
(22:39:19) +Kirito: I know Pa! Golly Gee, yous the best pa I've ever had! ;-;
(22:39:38) *** Nirvash cries manly southern tears ***
(22:39:57) *** Kirito fries boyish southern tears ***

[Brave]

And there it is, glorified for all Internet History.

[Melody]

Way to pass out last night.

[Melody]

Battle between April and Nirvash started!

Tier: 1v1 CC
Mode: Singles
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Challenge Cup
Rule: Species Clause

April sent out Leavanny!
Nirvash sent out Wigglytuff!
Nirvash: Wait, what about a classroom?
Nirvash: LEAVANNY!
Nirvash: 8D
April: I got something for you.
April: lololol
April: Waiting for nao
Nirvash: ?
Nirvash: Brave so confused.
April: Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Nirvash: Sure.
April: Nevermind...
April: It
April: it's....
April: Terrible.
Nirvash: Fell flat?
Nirvash: Tell me.
April: That was the joke
April: qq
April: Paper
April: terrible
April: tearable
April: qq
Nirvash: Tearri--

Start of turn 1
Leavanny used Leaf Blade!
The foe's Wigglytuff lost 44% of its health!
Nirvash: *slow clap*

The foe's Wigglytuff used Hyper Voice!
Leavanny lost 103 HP! (52% of its health)

Nirvash: GG, Ma'am.

Start of turn 2
Leavanny used Leaf Blade!
A critical hit!
The foe's Wigglytuff lost 55% of its health!
The foe's Wigglytuff fainted!

April won the battle!
Nirvash: Game Over...
April: LOLOLOL
Nirvash: Inb4--
Nirvash: ARE OYU SHWEKGPWEDBNOWMD<FWOIN
Nirvash: YOU BITCH
Nirvash: WHO ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH
Nirvash: FOR THIS LUCK?!
Nirvash: I WILL FIND THEM AND KILL THEM!
April: LOL
Nirvash: IS IT THE WAITRESS?!
Nirvash: IS IT LUKA?!
Nirvash: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL LUKA!
April: Just mad cause lucky.
Nirvash: Yes
Nirvash: that's exactly why
Nirvash: I saw that crit coming
Nirvash: from miles away.
Nirvash: Fuck you
Nirvash: ;-;
April: That was great.
Nirvash: That was
Nirvash: painful
Nirvash: I need a hug ;;
April: lolno

[Brave]

Way to pass out last night.

What can I say? You tire me out too quick.

Battle between April and Nirvash started!

Tier: 1v1 CC

Mode: Singles

Rule: Unrated

Rule: Freeze Clause

Rule: Challenge Cup

Rule: Species Clause

April sent out Roggenrola!

Nirvash sent out Zigzagoon!

April: ._.

April: time to

Nirvash: I give u-- NO

April: *puts on sunglasses*

Nirvash: DON'T YOU DO IT.

April: roggenrole

Nao is watching the battle.

Nirvash: Why am I laughing?

Nirvash: That joke was terrible!

[Melody]

What just happened?

(20:05:31) Sapphire: Wanna know why seagulls live near the sea and not the bay?
(20:05:32) Socks: >>
(20:05:46) +Nirvash: Why do seagulls live near the sea and not the bay? <<
(20:05:50) Sapphire: Because, Then they'd be called Baygulls.
(20:05:53) Sapphire: Think about that
(20:05:54) Sapphire: for a sec
(20:06:01) +Nirvash: ...Ew
(20:06:05) +Nirvash: I'm never eating bagles again.
(20:06:08) AllGoldEverything cancelled their challenge.

(20:06:15) Socks: also rj
(20:06:25) Sapphire: Baguls*
(20:06:26) Sapphire: qq
(20:06:28) Socks: you can't make it freds misson to kill the cute birdes
(20:06:33) +Nirvash: I haven't.
(20:06:35) Socks: just cause his name sounds appropriate
(20:06:36) +Nirvash: He made it his own mission.
(20:06:41) +Nirvash: HE
(20:06:42) +Nirvash: IS
(20:06:46) +Nirvash: SEAGULLKIIN
(20:06:55) Socks: i meant Slay-gull
(20:07:02) +Nirvash: fred, say Fus Ro CAW!

[Brave]

(21:13:56) +[Nirvash]: Look at all the fucks I give.
(21:14:00) +[Nirvash]: They're falling from the sky.
(21:14:10) +[Nirvash]: If you were here, that'd be an ineffectual comparison
(21:14:15) +[Nirvash]: cuz it's snowing like a mofo out here.
(21:14:20) Touma: lol
(21:14:29) Touma: snow=fucks
(21:14:38) Touma: now we know
(21:14:42) +[Nirvash]: That's a lot of fucks given.
(21:14:45) Vega: I'm tired of shoveling your fucks Brave.
(21:14:51) +[Nirvash]: I only ever have 4 to give at any one time.
(21:15:00) +[Nirvash]: Deal with it, Vega. It means I care.
(21:15:04) Touma: i'm tired of rolling around in his fucks
(21:15:15) Touma: making fuck angels
(21:15:15) Vega: I care about your cares filling up my driveway
(21:15:19) Vega: So stop caring.
(21:15:26) Touma: and fuck balls
(21:15:46) Touma: driving a fuckmobile
(21:15:59) Touma: and my personal favorite
(21:16:03) Touma: fuckboarding
(21:16:38) +[Nirvash]: Okay.
(21:16:41) +[Nirvash]: That last one
(21:16:44) Vega: fuckplanking while you're at it.

(21:16:45) +[Nirvash]: made me laugh
(21:16:47) +[Nirvash]: Thanks, Xiph.
(21:18:35) Touma: anytime

[Dark Desire]

(18:09:29) Syrenne: Hey Bennett, how do you like your bread?
(18:09:41) [Reborn]Bennett: I like my bread... baked?
(18:09:45) Syrenne: <-<...
(18:09:48) 2 KLANGZ: toasted
(18:09:49) Syrenne: You are not a true bug master
(18:09:56) Syrenne: A true bug master would have said "Butterfree"
(18:10:08) ±Emerald Line: Allan vs. Luna
(18:10:10) +Nirvash: That was actually kinda clever.
(18:10:16) ~~~ RedKaoss volunteered as a tribute. ~~~
(18:10:17) [Reborn]Bennett: ... Your puns are almost as delightful as Amethyst's.

Ame just got burned ;o;

[TsundereQueenZephi]

(17:15:32) Explosms: Amethyst > Kiritp > Kuro > Sappire > Phoenix.
(17:15:38) Explosms: Kirito*
(17:15:57) Explosms: Sapphire*
(17:16:10) Explosms: I've been in the sun too long today xD
(17:16:10) +Phoenix: and you wonder why we will never be
(17:16:17) Propaganda: Phoenix > 6.999 bilion people > Bacteria > Fossils
(17:16:26) +Phoenix: ^
(17:16:38) Explosms: We will never be? The reason we will never be is that we are both heterosexual
(17:16:52) Propaganda: WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER
(17:16:58) +Phoenix: oh god

(17:17:18) +Phoenix: that woman needs to stop dating
(17:17:24) Explosms: What woman?

(17:17:42) +Phoenix: taylor swift
(17:17:58) Explosms: She's gunna be the next Kardashian.
(17:18:11) +Phoenix: a monster ?
(17:18:20) Explosms: No, a sex addict.
(17:18:32) Propaganda: Nah.
(17:18:35) Explosms: With a lot of videos 'leaked' on the internet/.
(17:19:25) Propaganda: She'll eventually settle down with a guy smart enough to realize that he's dating fucking Taylor Swift.
(17:19:32) Explosms: Me?
(17:19:39) Explosms: /aboycandream
(17:19:40) Propaganda: Either break up, and have a song made about you, or stay and enjoy life.
(17:20:21) Explosms: I don't like Taylpr's genre of music but I'd still date her.

(17:20:31) Explosms: ....I've caught the Silver.

[Diana]

(17:06:23) +Kirito: Also.
(17:06:28) +Kirito: Incoming fanboyism moment.
(17:06:32) Len Kagamine: Go for it.
(17:06:35) Laxus: <<
(17:06:40) *** Laxus braces for impact ***
(17:06:45) Len Kagamine: Nobody will ever hold this against you.
(17:06:49) +Kirito: OHMYGODSOMANYAWESOMEPERSONA4COSPLAYERSANDIGOTTOHUGRISEANDOHGODYESSSS~~~

Edited February 17, 2013 by Silver~

[Noivy]

(20:12:14) +Kirito: Pretty Shiny Swordy.... I'mma polish you and keep you sharp and have you ready at a moment's notice.... Who's my pretty little Lucina, you are yes you are....
(20:12:21) [sF™]Will: pretty
(20:12:22) [sF™]Will: pretty
(20:12:23) Koizumi: do you rustle it
(20:12:24) [sF™]Will: shiny
(20:12:25) [sF™]Will: shiny
(20:12:26) ~~~ [sF™]Will simply walked into Mordor. ~~~
(20:12:29) Koizumi: do you rustle your sword
(20:12:37) KV-4: ...That death
(20:12:42) +Kirito: ... I'm not a Bladeophile I swear. <<