Corrupt Wish Game

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but then they ran out of feathers for pillows and filled it with nails instead

I wish my brother would stop yelling in my ear

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but then they ran out of feathers for pillows and filled it with nails instead

Would still hug, tightly.

Granted but your dog (if you don't have one then a wild random one appears out of nowhere) is now licking you continuously and will not stop for anything.

I wish for Ayanokouji Sakuya.

[Requieon]

Granted, you now have her... as your owner. You are now her new pet doberman, and the old one seems to feel a bit territorial, better watch your back.

I wish I had all of Eevee's forms as my pets IRL.

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but they all get a rare strain of Pokerus and die

[Skullkin]

Killjoy, you forgot to make a wish!

[KillJoy3579]

Oops alright well then...

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish

[EggtasticTaco]

Granted, but everyone still thinks you did.

I wish I had the patience for consecutive fishing.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you'll never find a shiny while fishing anymore.

I wish for Planet B-612 (from Le Petit Prince) to blow up. In size I mean.

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but it is only perspective because you shrank

I wish I would stop running out of ideas for wishes

[Pokelord]

Granted, But your mind implodes on itself

I wish I had wireless at home.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, but it was so terribly slow and turns on and off as it pleases that things were better when you didn't have wireless.

I wish I'd watch some more action anime.

[Code: PIRULUK]

Granted, but then you fall victim to the sight of jiggle physics and gouge your own eyes out to stop the torment.

I wish P4 Golden had an FeMC option :<

Edited November 10, 2013 by Acquiescence

[EggtasticTaco]

Granted, but you lose the game and everyone sells out forever

I wish I knew the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up (so I can Rick Roll people irl)

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but you forget how to Rick Roll

I wish Ep 10 would hurry up and download

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but when you try and play it your computer crashes and can never be used again.

I wish I had more time for IV breeding.

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but it consumes you and it becomes all you do

I wish I knew what IV breeding was

[Qoseph]

Granted but you lost your motivation for competitive.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you'll never have an opportunity to wish for any other wishes you have.

I wish I could be a professional DJ.

[KillJoy3579]

Granted, but you ca only perform for cabbages

I wish someone actually explained this whole "IV" thing to me

Edited November 15, 2013 by KillJoy3579

[Code: PIRULUK]

Granted, but now you are comatose and depend on life support for your continued survival.

I wish more yuri anime abounded.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but its all hentai, terribly poorly animated hentai.

I wish I could feel the feels of the first time I watched Clannad.

[Skeleton]

Wish granted. You now feel nothing except when watching Clannad.

I wish I could stay in bed all day.

[EggtasticTaco]

Granted, but you can never get out for any reason ever.

I wish I had money

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but its counterfeit and the Secret Service puts you in federal prison.

I wish I didn't have a chemistry test

(Can some actually explain the IV? PM me if you care to help. Thanks)

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you have tests for every other class every day over material you never learned.

I wish my group can finish the big project.