Guest Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) (Assuming you mean Large Hadron Collider) Granted, but it is so good that it creates a black hole and kills everybody slowly and painfully. I wish I could stop worrying so much Edited April 26, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Granted, but Nickelodeon intervenes a little too strongly and messes the whole thing up. I wish I hadn't made that bet with my sister. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Granted, you now have made that bet with the devil. Needless to say, it didn't end very well...I wish for mozzarella cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Granted, but it's spoiled and moldy. I wish to be more confident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Ganted, you're now more confident to snort tons of pixie stocks in public. You end up in hospital every time, though.I wish for fox news to change into an honest, accurate journalism channel. I know that I ask a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EluriaMendes Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted, however the station now only offers information pertaining to the uses of week-old bread. I wish I had more confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) Well, it's still an improvement...Granted, the same happend to you like what happened to BreezyPonie, a.k.a. Green (George W.) Bush: snorting pixie sicks isn't very healthy, you know...I wish to be a better cook. Edited April 28, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Wish granted but food tastes bad. I wish I made wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted but Darkrai will jus hide from you. I wish Pokemon Reborn would have some Character Customization function to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted, you don't even have exams now anymore. Just keep working at the counter of a McDonalds for 45 years...I wish to be able to modify my own mind, and that no-one else has that power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted but it backfires as everybody can hear your thoughts. I wish Reborn wasn't so damn polluted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 ((Amen to that, lol When I first saw Mr. Seacrest's garden, I was freaking out. "OML PLANTS, FLOWERS, HALLELUJAH" Doubly so when I entered Obsidia Park for the first time.)) Granted, but now all of the pollution moves to Route 1 and beyond. I wish mosquito bites didn't itch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted but you'll be bleeding. I wish Reborn was polluted. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted. Now Reborn and Route 1 and beyond are polluted. Everyone in the general area dies (except Fern who moves away LIKE A DOUCHE). Nice going, genius. I wish to unlock all of teh wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Granted but sadly he wisdom caused your own death. I wish that this wish was not corrputed by next person. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Granted. It will be corrupted by the person after me instead. (Next person has to corrupt his wish and mine) I wish to be talented at everything ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Granted Wishes has been corrupted due to the will of the game. I wish a storm to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Granted, but in the process your house is struck by lightning and you burn alive. No one attends your funeral. </3 I wish I could remember everything I learned in math this year without having to study :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Granted but, you failed the test. I wish Pokemon were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Granted. One day, a man comes to your house, sics his Mightyena on you, and steals all your belongings. No one attends your funeral (again) </3 I wish to be a better person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Granted, you become Fern.I wish my sense of humor would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Granted, you become Fern. OH SNAP. Granted, you are now better able to understand and recognize jokes when they are told to you. However, you also lose your ability to tell good jokes. I wish I had the patience to train up a whole bunch of Pokemon in preparation for E15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) Well, in that case I just write 'em down...Granted you now have the patience to do some grinding...in a pencil sharpener.EDIT: Greninja'd. Granted: now everyone starts making wishes involving pencil sharpenersI wish to control an army of pencil sharpeners. Edited April 30, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EluriaMendes Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Granted, however, they forsake you as their leader and instead follow General Mechanical Pencil. I wish I had a pencil that could never break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) Granted, but they're not sentient pencil sharpeners so they can't do anything. You end up selling them all at a garage sale. No one attends your fune- wait. Greninja'd. Granted, but you lose it instead. I wish for everyone in the world to get along Edited April 30, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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