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Granted, but now every person in the planet (except for your brother) annoys you.

I wish to get my shiny that I'm trying to get since the last week... (ugh)

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Granted, we all freeze to death, and the only humans that survive are the one's that leave near thermal vents.

I wish I was an Ace Member.

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Granted but now you can't ever leave this site, EVER, like, you can't even move from your seat and go to the bathroom or go to another site for a quick millisecond ever.

I wish these pineapples weren't evil.

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Granted but he's a zombiebunneh who likes to eat steak.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

Btw, R.I.P. to your bunny.

D:

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Wish granted, but your appetite will be greatly reduced.

I wish I saw an abandoned (and totally dusty) Bugatti Veyron.

Granted but you can't have it. Ever.

I wish I was taller.

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Granted, but you became too tall to enter buildings and houses so the place of where you are living created giant doorways for you in hope of you becoming a weapon the military can use or for the governments experimenting, but making said entrances created a depression in your country that could never be recovered and soon a new loli dictator conquered your country and began conquering neighboring countries as well and soon other countries combined their forces together and tried to take down the loli dictator. And as expected the other countries fell to the new dictator and soon there was total world domination and soon you became the loli dictator's personally swing set and getter-of-things-from-the-top-self-person.

tldr; you grew tall but became a swing set.

I wish for a loli dictator.

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Wish granted, you are now a Moe anthropomorphism of Saddam Hussein and Bashar Al Assad.

I wish I had more Reborn Rupees.

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Granted but you remember every little single thing and constantly have to wade through it all to remember the thing you want to remember.

I wish I hadn't sprained my finger.

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Granted but instead of hitting into a tree, you ran over someone and knocked them to a frozen lake which they die because the lake drop their body's temperture and you got arrested for murder.

I wish Pokemon existed in the real world

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