Corrupt Wish Game

[Tempest]

Granted but you fail it anyways.

I wish didn't have to do my homework.

[Soleil]

GRANTED, but now you have tests in every subject worth 80% of your grade tommorow!

I wish Wonder Trade didn't suck so much...

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but now wonder trade will disconnect you whenever you try and trade off some pokemon.

I wish I had Koma-chan (from non non biyori).

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but you lose everything else you own

I wish that I get to go hunting again this weekend

[Gyaradoskiller]

Granted but you get killed by an elk's antlers.

I wish that everyone in the forums had a smoothie.

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but they are all onion and garlic and everyone hates for giving them terrible smoothies.

I wish I could get on here more frequently

[Gyaradoskiller]

Granted but this is the only website you can ever go on

I wish the world blew up

[KillJoy3579]

Granted but the world reassembles itself and makes your wish void

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow

[Gyaradoskiller]

Granted, but you are left without your legs and arms.

I wish that a tsunami flooded the whole world (you see what I'm doing here?)

[Code: PIRULUK]

Granted, but the "world" that was flooded turned out to be Jupiter. Which is a gas planet. So the water all sort of evaporated.

I wish all the pretty women in the world were my lovers

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but they're all backstabbing gold-diggers and only stay with you until you run out of money.

I wish for catgirl maid of every female anime character that I like.

[Pokemon Princess]

Done.

But it turn out male characters had a sex change to girls to wear cat maid.

I wish it rain money

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted. Have funny with falling little packets of kopecks (russian penny) falling on your head.

I wish to not be shy.

[Conquest]

Granted, but everyone else dies in a freak accident leaving you as the last person alive.

I wish for nothing.

[Raindrop Valkyrie]

Granted, we are sending by the crew to dismantle your house and take all of your worldly possessions as we speak.

I wish I was 10 feet tall and shoot lightning out of my arse.

[Gyaradoskiller]

Granted, but you're forced in another galaxy.

I wish I didn't have snow (lol).

[Conquest]

Granted, but now you have magma everywhere.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[garchomp550]

Wish granted, but you will forget two minutes after.

I wish I did better in high school...

Edited December 24, 2013 by garchomp550

[Tempest]

Granted but you do terrible in college.

I wish I got a new snowmobile

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but then all the snow disappears wherever you are and wherever you go.

I wish for a meat grinder.

[Conquest]

Granted, but all thats left for you to grind is rocks which break the grinder.

I wish for a pair of wings.

[Tempest]

Granted, but there not big enough to let you fly.

I wish the Vikings would win

[Gyaradoskiller]

Granted, but they all die of disease.

I wish for the world to end.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, the Pokemon World ended.

I wish for a shiny new chainsaw.

[Gyaradoskiller]

Granted, but it sliced you into pieces.

I wish for anuncorrupted wish.