The Fush

The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes are very funny, as Nirvash proved. However, it was arguably unfair that Enigma had stolen the time warpers, and had looped the fabric of space-time, causing Dialga and Palkia to go and stop this, but Ikaru stopped Enigma's time-space powers. "Give me your cookies of space!" said Ikaru, but he saw Gardevoir, owned by Will, and ran to the nearest phone and called 911, for Will was Radomus in disguise, and needed help opening this jar that everyone hated to open, so Ikaru used his giant eagle to utterly rip the lid to shreds, and then pushed the contents of the mentally challenged *insert Reborn member*'s chinchillas from space BACK to space! Then suddenly, an idiot with a pink dress called Light appeared, shooting laser beams which were powerless against Roo's Absol, who was overpowered by Explosms' Yanmega until Sucker Punch made him fart rainbow unicorns, and Vi's Tangrowth died from severe fire trauma, but luckily she had a tissue of

Carracosta used Earthquake.

8/10 Fancystuff

The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes are very funny, as Nirvash proved. However, it was arguably unfair that Enigma had stolen the time warpers, and had looped the fabric of space-time, causing Dialga and Palkia to go and stop this, but Ikaru stopped Enigma's time-space powers. "Give me your cookies of space!" said Ikaru, but he saw Gardevoir, owned by Will, and ran to the nearest phone and called 911, for Will was Radomus in disguise, and needed help opening this jar that everyone hated to open, so Ikaru used his giant eagle to utterly rip the lid to shreds, and then pushed the contents of the mentally challenged *insert Reborn member*'s chinchillas from space BACK to space! Then suddenly, an idiot with a pink dress called Light appeared, shooting laser beams which were powerless against Roo's Absol, who was overpowered by Explosms' Yanmega until Sucker Punch made him fart rainbow unicorns, and Vi's Tangrowth died from severe fire trauma, but

Archeops used Acrosmashtics

Banned for suddenly making a billion posts Who are you

Hai

Why is it hard to understand monkeys? What planet are you from?

Mankey used Hadouken.

... Remember what Erick said about making your posts in this section worthwhile and contributory? ...yeah.

Chandelure used Psychic!

Golem used Rock Slide.

Meganium used Solarbeam.

Tangled wires are the bane of my existence.

...bored. Volcarona used Giga Drain!

I'm so tough that I can break the vaults of Vault Breaker.

Nuts and Bolts was a pile of scrap metal and shit for fuck's sake

Banned for normal text, good ma'am.

Care for a spot of tea?

How many cookies do you have? Is this monkey awesome? Do you have an evil doppelganger?

Conkeldurr and Cradily were on this team especially to stop Trick Room users (btw Conkeldurr>Noel), and banding Aerodactyl would ruin the chance of using stealth rocks on this team, ever. Also, getting another choice item would make my team have nightmares against stallers and Cursed Body. Archeops has a far higher attack stat to make up for the slightly lower speed (with a jolly nature to substitute), and even has better coverage (in reconsideration, Archeops also has Crunch). As said before, Aerodactyl was tested before, but I ultimately preffered Archeops. ...Are you saying my Cradily isn't offensive? D:<

Just a quickie, ghost types hit your team really hard, due to the psychic slice of pie in your team. Shadow ball on Reuniclus is your only way of cutting them down reliably, so I recommend editing some moves (or adding in dat Chandy) to help out.

HINT TAKEN THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE

Inferno Flygon with Red Aura and Crystal Flygon with Blue Aura pls :3