The Fush

"look silver" >GOLD star learn2metal

PART 2 BEGIN NOW, FOR THE REAL BATTLES Wow very trick so skill Look at all them poison types But that's why I hate them "I was a horrible Naruto" Get outta here. OH HELL YEAH HE SOARS This is what happens when antidotes run out full heals are your only option >Ninja Definitely. Wow an actual poison type Also we learned this and that's cool Sorry couldn't resist how ice that pun was- *shot* TRAINERS ELIMINATED NOW FOR A QUICK OVERDO- I MEAN, METH- I MEAN, MATHS LESSON Pro tip hug the corners and you go through 80% of the maze HOLD, KOGA I HAVE COME TO PUT AN END TO YOUR SELFDESTRUCTING WAYS I have absolutely no idea what that means. "I was always a better Sasuke" Poison is an asshole Sleep is a shit I BRING HOPE SELFDESTRUCT RESISTOR holy jesus lv37 for a minion this is what happens when they smokescreen GO TO SLEEP NO BAD MUK GOODNIGHT LOSER Must DEFEND FROM KOFFINGS Jeez oh shit Weezing is coming Rawk you must persevere JESUS CHRIST LV43 OH SHIT I FORGOT I LOCKED HIM INTO ROLLOUT COMBO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR HEINOUS CRIME BEGONE, FOUL MISCREATION ASSHOLE About time Like I care I'm so sorry, RAWK. If only I had switched out to Blargles... WE MUST NOT FORGET WHAT SHE HAS DONE FOR US RAWK SAVED US DURING THE DEATH OF THE JAYWALKER WE MUST STAND STRONG despite the fact that I have 4 electric weak pokemon Fuck I need to fight Sabrina assface I guess we'll just catch Zapdos next time PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT NOPE JUST KIDDING Remember Rawk

PART 1 OF DA 2 PART UPDATE THINGY aka this is what happens when you happen to have more than a 100 images I have 14 above that number The last person who said that got his ass kicked >Poison OH SHIT I TAKE THAT BACK Clearly I must fight moar ***TRAINING MONTAGE*** Just sing live to win or something ok Wow punkass Double punk Even the manager bought some of that strange candy from that man down the alleyway Oh shit battle guys EAT SURFS UP And I can't trade at all TARGETS SIGHTED YEAAAAAAAAAH MORE MIGHT Man so devoted Sherlock is here Fuck a maze MAXIMUM 5 ROLLOUT COMBO Again with the HM hint Game Freak LIVE TO WIN TIL YA DIE I'm not getting it. Sounds like the name of a really bad horror movie Get with the times LIVE TO WIN TIL YA DIE HELL YEAH Fuck why do I always have to walk into patches of grass on these routes Note the lack of any nearby mountain. HOLY SHIT IT'S HANK HIL AND SO I CONTINUED TO VENTURE AND BATTLE COUNTLESS MAGIKARPS Good thing dark type moves are special in gen 3 mwahahahahahaha Well since I'm here I'd say Teepo isn't an impressive name for a veteran of the war. Now this oozes badassery. This leads to that one other placey place TOO SLOW Yeah that one place with the low level guys Well said. AND THEN I VENTURED ALL THE WAY BACK NOW FOR THE TRUE BATTLE THE CURRENT SWAGTEAM PART 1 ENDS

Banned because the G-Men title seems to suit Fox well.

Man I'm on a roll here WELCOME TO DARP HREP THE SEQUEL WE'RE HERE BACK AT CELEDERP Because I could evolve Wanderous and for some reason I didn't realize that Onto da new ally field *sigh* Nothing interesting here What is love You guys have a really silly sprite. Anyway say hi to Teepo Master of defense Veteran of the war I literally just took 5 steps to walk in Whoa a secret placey SWEEEEET FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I just realized that if I didn't catch that Doduo I could've instead recruited this thing fuck And I can't catch the one in vermillion either because of that old rod karp life is great 3 MILLION YAWNS AND RESTS LATER About time. Apparently, Snorlaxes doze around on mountains. TO CYCLE DIRKROAD Oh man this kid is a playa Oh shit there were horde battles outside of gen 6 Hordes of breaknecks I AM FRONTDOOR TEEPO They were all pretty easy apart from this one lv33 weezing he was an asshole Going uphill on this road is like trying to rollerskate up a mud hill when you're a chicken AND WE COULD'VE CAUGHT A BETTER ALLY So you're basically a hobo? OH SHIT A THING Nahh I'm not hard to beat Teepo can 1hko any of these koffins/grimos TIME TO SHINE Beat it, Erika. No, that position of ruling would belong to cars. Oh wait this is Kanto Man I guess this fight is gonna get a bit Mukky heheheheh Pest. Weewooweewoo HOLY JESUS CHRIST HE NEARLY 1HKOED FLIP WITH REVENGE SCREW YOU GET OUT YOU NEARLY KILLED THE LAST OF THE ORIGINAL 3 No, what you need is a behaviour belt. And you machoke needs bigger pants. Man, he's still good after all these levels. Ain't no more to see here folks Hightailin' it Oh shit birds Dat face And real life bird on his hand totally not a pokémon why couldn't I have got a higher level one myself eh >:I WELCOME TO PURPLE CITY Kanto is a Pallet of Colours literally This guy will be important later. "I lost my teeth in the safari zone. Help me, please!" A rough translation Eh I'm not supposed to be smart Roo what are you doin Strangest place to find a boulder, period. Cool YOU FWICKIN LIED TO ME K whatevs D'aww. Keep whining, genwunners. I'll go Trubbish all the way. Donnel would like to have a word with you TO THE ZAFARI SONE THE ZVARRI ZONE THE TRUTH HAS BEEN ELEGANTLY REVEALED TO ME ONCE AGAIN Hey there Atmey fuck you ALRIGHT WE CAN CATCH SOMETHING COOL Fuck I swear I didn't come up with this name on impulse. Honest. ALL THE THINGS I COULD'VE GOT Teepo is now a bulldozer. VETERAN OF THE WAR RAISES ARMS ONCE AGAIN Also taught Flip steel wing Gives that extra hard malicious middle finger to the enemy Go away Also I found the guy's teeth offscreen derp YES FINALLY A NOT TACKLE/BITE PREPARE TO GET WRECK'D Next time on Darp: The Animated Zubatman It begins again fuck Completely related

Rampaging Scary Awesome DInosaur With Sharp Clubs/10 That genuinely impresses me

Banned for gem wings that don't even look like they can hold that girl's weight :I

Banned because both "Super High School Level" and "Super Duper High School" are used and correct.

Those puny-ass wings can't carry the awesome-ass Aggron/10

WHOA DOUBLE DAY SHENNANIGANS Game Freak, please. So MyBut has been peeking at ladies or something good to know Oh shit stereotyping BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGHGH TO YOU TOO Lukette I am your father No, that was my butt. ...no, seriously. Imeanit- IT WAS NOT ME Outta the way scrublords Flip you must carry the legacy of the original three Most of them haven't been very nice, actually. Money makin' wreckin crew BOSS TIME das racist "I feel that it is super duper important to record the full dialogue of storyline foes as they are vital to the story's progression obviously" ~A Derped Derp, 2007 I'm pretty sure that a Kimono isn't the most practical outfit for flower picking or whatever it is you do Oh shit a super strong thingy DRAGON RAGE OP Wow something actually managed to combat Donnel weakling Oh shit boss time Had to switch blargy out because it was getting low TIME TO "FLIP THE BIRD" sorry Get wreck'd "Ending dialogue is a cheenis" ~Darped Darp Sweet. Man, giga drain wasn't as monstrously powerful back then. Oh well! TIME TO DO ACTUAL SRS WORK NOW WHEN I SAY SERIOUS WORK I MEAN GAMBLING Starter dosh This man knows. A showcase of the power of Teepo. Abandon hope. He literally just ran away through the wall TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY Bling spree Btw not gonna spend this on Dratini or anything since Eevee counts as my Celaderp recruit Put the cash Put the cash Put the cash In mah hands Instead, I'm gonna buy some trinkets with this. This will help them significantly. Like we didn't know Wow these guys have bad taste Team Rocket? MORE LIKE TEAM SUCK-IT AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA These guys never made any sense to begin with. Can anyone around here put up a good fight? I still question as to why a lift has a key This puzzle isn't really all that hard, thankfully. Awwwwwwwwwwww :C Cruisin' Godamn poisons everywhere A unique sprite? MUST BE A BOSS Your security is shit, pal Well, at least he admits it. Oh shit I'm fighting da leader already On a side note those plants seem really out of place YeahIknow Bring it pal Try harder scrub You Mega Punch me? I MEGA PUNCH YOUUUUUUUUUUU Both your battling and your sense of design suck. IMPORTANT BUT ANNOYING ITEM THAT WE NEED TO PROGRESS And as I walk away the place suddenly explodes because I'm supposed to look cool Boringtunnelsboringtunnels Yeah these chanellers have the silliest looking sprites But I can't find an image of them have fun They talked about zombies too Sorry but the invisible ghosts we saw earlier count as wild guys sorry pal Oh shit it's da big bad block-da-way ghost Dragon Rage, pal. Golden graves? These guys must've died with all their bling. Oh god it's team suckit what will I do Move out of the way kiddies Picture of the only somewhat threatening enemy The only thing I have to fear these days are hyper fang raticates and even then 4 of my team members really don't care about them With a bunch of rocket guys, sure. YeahIkindakilledhim NOW WE CAN AWAKEN SLEEPING DERPASSES NEXT TIME ON GLUP DARP WE BEAT DERPS AND FIGHT PUNKS

Holy shit I didn't know he was a cotton candy obsessed dog instead of a cotton candy Did you know that early morning drawing glasses make you really tired and unable to do more detailed and longer drawings? I sure didn't! Did I know that my scanner is really sensitive about shading? I SURE didn't! So I could only do a small project since saturday was nommed up by everything inhumane so I drew Swirlix y'know that one candy-obsessed dog from Pokémon X :I Too bad I ordered Y huh Why is there a derpy face on his tail, you ask? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANDOM STORY Carl was the name of a doll that a kid played with but then he was discarded as that kid grew up so his spirit was supposed to transform into Banette but instead Carl's spirit was transferred into the tail of the Swirlix Yeah don't ask me

Ok I kinda screwed up big time here You see my VBA decided to bird over half the images I took and throw them away so I shall have to create a rough interpretation of what happened during the lost pics: *ahem* SO BASICALLY WE CLIMBED UP THE POKEMON TOWER AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF HILARIOUS LOOKING CHANNELERS WHO WERE BEING POSESSED BY GHOSTS AND TURNING INTO ZOMBIES SO THIS BECAME THE NEXT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIE AND THEN I REVIVED THEM ALL BUT SOME ASSHOLE GHOST BLOCKED MY WAY AND I NEEDED SOME SORT OF HOLYSHITIMPORTANT ITEM TO GET PAST IT SO I LEFT AND THEN WENT TO THE NEXT ROUTE BEAT AN OLD MAN GAMBLER AND THEN CAUGHT A SNAKE ALLY AND CALLED HER MEDUSA AND EVERYTHING WAS COOL and now we continue where we left off at that route Are you from Smogon? FRIENDSHIP POWER IS BETTER DOUBLE INTIMIDATE COMBO GO 3 lasses and a super nerd are glasses the new attractive thing or what Friggin parched gatekeepers NOOOOOOOOOO MEDUSA WE WERE GONNA INTIMIDATE STUFF AND OWN WHY SO SOOOOOOOOON I am completely incompetent at keeping new members alive. Lasses RIP you were never known FOR REVENGE! oh shit punk biker guy Meet Donnel Assholegatekeepersgrumblegrumble I'm gonna run outta these quickly TO CELADERP CITY NEW ALLY? Ummmmm I guess you'll do? WELCOME TO CELADERP See? Celaderp. Sweet free allies Gimme dat Stalker. Sorry pal, but This is too good to pass up MORE DOSH Gimme dat You're dead to me BUYING YES A FREE SURF- Imean awesome member Dat HP Muhahahahahaha MORE MOVES LIKE TM87 And that's kinda where we stand Sorry for the short update, VBA is douchey to me I'll try and update more this week because y'know X AND Y IS LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY SO I GOTTA HURRY UP

Banned because your alias is essentially 3 letters and 4 numbers!

6.5/10 I dunno what it is exactly but I am an obviously gracious man and will rate as such

Banned because that hype train belongs to an even bigger hype train!

Banned because what on earth is a lexicon

9/10 The only thing that breaks it for me is the awkward mix of red and blue :C

Banned because words exist to be fancy!

8/10 Can I have a bunch of mini-mes aswell :C

The only things announced about X and Y that I believe are ones that are directly announced from trusted websites or CoroCoro >>'

Banned because that enigma was never really good at hiding himself...

I did; and stack that with blue golem spirit tenacity, and nothing's gonna stop you from powerballing.