The Fush

Banned because that ban wasn't related to me.

*makes sure nobody's watching* *Plants a bomb in rotom's helmet*

Banned for ninja'ing me

Why are you so Jelly of Jelly? Now explain what your favorite cookie is.

...Ryan, where am I? :<

Fuck you, FUCK YOU, FUCK. YOU. So if I wear black I'm an emo? If I act bored I'm a "wasteman"? If I don't have a set goal/job I'm a retard? If I use Japanese words, I'm a weeaboo? If I don't play CoD, I'm not a true video-gamer? If I don't act like a "G", I'm a stupid idiot? If I don't play sports, I'm an unfit bastard? If I don't speak slang, I'm a hipster? Fuck you, and fuck all your classifications. You're a judge to no one but yourself, and you keep it that fucking way. Let ME decide who I am, or what I am. Don't just classify me into some group of "lame-os", or anything. I have fucking had it. Reflect on yourself every once in a godamn while. Fuck you, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! The world's better off without people like you!

Banned for loling.

Banned because WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CYRUS

If it's just Pikachu, Axew and the three starters, then it's even lower down than shit. The first MD game had the starters from all 3 regions, pikachu, and other odd pokemon such as Cubone. The second MD game has the starters from all 4 regions, pikachu, munchlax, riolu, the list goes on... I can understand why they might want to LIMIT the selection, but that's taking it a bit far. Of course, this is all based on the fact that this is as big as the selection will be. The information isn't saying whether there's more to choose from or not, so who knows?

The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes are very funny, as Nirvash proved. However, it was arguably unfair that Enigma had stolen the time warpers,

Since you make everyone gag with those tumblr links on the server... fair game.

The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes are very funny, as Nirvash proved. However, it was arguably unfair that

Banned because sig2notworkinforme

So I'm a try-hard for predicting a D-nite earthquake, switching into my Scarfed Salamence and proceeding to Outrage? Yes I know you're being sarcastic

I doubt that'd be worthwhile. First of all, you don't get a special attack bonus because you're banded. Second of all, CB Genesect doesn't have any Sp. Atk EVs invested into it. This means that it'd only be good for dispatching those 4x weak to fire... and the only thing that comes to mind is Ferrothorn. And the team has Chandelure, a Tyranitar carrying Fire Blast, and a Latias carrying HP Fire. With Calm Mind and Recover, Ferrothorn would be ASKING to be destroyed if it stayed in to face Latias.

When was the last time I updated this? So, about halfway through the Audino training, I was like... screw this. This takes too long, and there's Emolgas everywhere. So I go right up to Drayden. The trainers in the gym are higher leveled than I thought, but they're pansies anyway. I will say though, that there was one trainer who nearly destroyed SS with a Swagger + Protect combo. Holy shit, that is an awesome combo. I think I might actually start using it! Also, I feel sorry for the poor dragon I'm riding. Everytime I face a trainer, a hand from the other dragon SMASHES IT'S FACE IN. Sheesh! Then I get to Drayden, and he's all "come at me bro". So I send out Voxie, and start Iron Defensing up. But guess what? His Druddigon has Dragon Tail, so I ended up having to dispatch of him with ye olde fashioned way of "Beating the shit out of it". His Fraxure was a pansy, Edge Ice Punch'd it and that was the end of it. Now, HAXORUS. I send SS out on him, and he starts of with a Dragon Dance, and I'm like "OH DAMN!". So I end up having to spam Flamethrower in the hopes I landed a burn. And as he got his 3rd DD up, I GOT THE BURN! He tried to DD once more to make up for it, but by then I had already fainted him, and Drayden is "aw dag nabbit these young'uns 'ere are tirin' me". So I walk out, and he takes me to his empty house (except for this one Axe standing on the right). and briefs me on the battle of the dragons, with Zekrom seeking his ideals while Reshiram is seeking the truth. And that is an AWESOME plot development. Seriously, has pokemon ever been this deep? Anyway, he then goes on about DNA splicers, which are apparently VERY plot relavant, since they relate to sir Dragonspiral Tower. So then we hear a BOOM! and I'm like wut. So me and Drayden rush out side (but the Axew just doesn't give a fuck), and whaddya know, Team Plasma bought their ship, and it has an ICE CANNON. I swear, there's gotta be someone other than Zinzolin leading Team Plasma right now. How the hell did they get stuff like THAT? So then Drayden and I proceed to beat up all the Plasma goons. And Zinzolin, using only Ice types doesn't help you much against a giant rock an a flaming pig... yeah. But guess what? The only competent members of team plasma, the Shadow Triad, grab the DNA splicers and run off. I fight one to try and get them back (and then I find out that they are incapable of battling), but he was just stallin time. So apparently Humilau City is really cold right now, and I gotta go there and meet up with Cheren and Beef Jerky- I mean, Janny. I know I could've flied to Undella Town, but I felt like riding there on my bicycle there. By the way, there's some ice puzzles standing in the route right next to Opeculid, but Virizion is still standing there, just not giving a fuck. Anyway, apparently a Marine Tube at Undella is now open, and I can shortcut over to Humilau... which seems more hot than cold right now... SEEMS LEGIT! Anyway, after grabbing some stuff leftover on the ground (hobo), I see Marlon jumping around like a Dolphin, and then lets me head to the gym. Pah, the trainers were nothing special. One tried to troll me with Wish Amolomola, but a Growth'd Petal Dance from Pimpin' put it in place. Anyway, Marlon's right at the end, and he starts off with a Carracosta... a Carracosta using the imfamously popular Shell Smash Sturdy set! Unfortunately, and ironically, it falls to Edge because of the strategy's flaw... the fact that Carracosta isn't very fast. *Please wait 5 seconds while a Sunflora Petal Dances a pathetic Wailord* So then he sends out what might be his pride and joy, a Jellicent. *Presses Petal Dance* Sorry, come again? That was easy. Anyway, I'm now told to search for the Plasma Wimps at the next route... on the path to Victory Road! GROOVY! I know there was a route that went back to Undella Town where I could've leveled more, but... I'm not bothered at this point. Besides, it could be decent for training once I raise pokemon post-game. I beat one ace trainer, and then walk up... only to find that ROUTE 22 IS A PUZZLE. Next time, folks. Current Stats: Everyone is between Levels 48 to 50, and STILL nothing new is learnt- wait, what was that? Calvin learned Close Combat? ... time for some ass kickin'.

I'm only on half terms here. I agree with giving Umbreon a larger Sp. Def investment, but I think that would just make Snarl work all the better, so keeping that on a spongey umbreon would make bug buzz cry. Since Umbreon tends to get more heat from special moves, It's better this way because almost ALL of your other pokemon can stop fighting types in their tracks. Ninetales has Will-O-Wisp, Cresselia is a natural sponger and fighting tank (meaning it can stop normal fighting types AND special Lucario), and she and Chandelure both have Psychic and Salamence can stop fighting moves rather well. So yeah, go special Umbreon. I don't really think it needs Heal Bell, as it kinda ruins the whole point of Synchronize. If they know it has it, they're not gonna bother using a status move on it again. Also, Fire Fang can 4x stuff like Ferrothorn, but it's low power means you should just rely on Hydreigon or Chandelure for stallers like that, seeing as ST pretty much stops Ferrothorn and other stallers in it's tracks. I recommend replacing Fire Fang with Earthquake, since there's still some rock weakness on this team. Also... FINALLY, I see someone who's using Hydreigon in a less accuracy-reliable wave. When I see one with both Fire Blast and Focus Blast, I die a little on the inside.

I don't think you get the point of CB Genesect, and he explained why he's using it. Learn to read before you post.

I tend to go for the "I don't care about anything" look 8/10 If it's Hellsing that it says in the background, I have no regrets about this rating.

The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes are very funny, as Nirvash proved.

The sun rose at 25:00 AM, on a cold yesterday. Time paradoxes

The sun rose at 25:00 AM,

It was only midnight when the bell of Reborn donged with loudness! This was strange, but at least the zombies had danced to Thriller. MJ went boom, and the Rebornies ate apple pie, which had been oranges in disguise! The oranges attacked, and Rotom pimp slapped them before they cried, "SPAAAARTA!". Unfortunately, someone had hit the jackpot of the Poisoned Chinchilla's lucky draw, which was a cursed ring from Mordor, which Ikaru had stolen from the hero of the round table of Reborn. Greediness emanated from Amethyst's new pet, which dominated Reborn with ninja gear and an iron fist. This pet had laser powered lasers which caused Inception to give Hark nightmares. AmePet was cursed with the "Batman's BitIt was only midnight when the bell of Reborn donged with loudness! This was strange, but at least the zombies had danced to Thriller. MJ went boom, and the Rebornies ate apple pie, which had been oranges in disguise! The oranges attacked, and Rotom pimp slapped them before they cried, "SPAAAARTA!". Unfortunately, someone had hit the jackpot of the Poisoned Chinchilla's lucky draw, which was a cursed ring from Mordor, which Ikaru had stolen from the hero of the round table of Reborn. Greediness emanated from Amethyst's new pet, which dominated Reborn with ninja gear and an iron fist. This pet had laser powered lasers which caused Inception to give Hark nightmares. AmePet was cursed with the "Batman's Bitchslaps" and the "Robin's Femininity", which spread fear to the terrified alpacas in the Fire Nation, because this is "Sparta!", cried the naked Asian priest, as the boys ran in fear. With a lot of admins with them, they damned the Lord of Slow, who licked the long and wide lollipop. Then, Skrillex imploded by dropping Ame's Pet on the wooden floor before it combusted. Peace was regained before the villainchslaps" and the "Robin's Femininity", which spread fear to the terrified alpacas in the Fire Nation, because this is "Sparta!", cried the naked Asian priest, as the boys ran in fear. With a lot of admins with them, they damned the Lord of Slow, who licked the long and wide lollipop. Then, Skrillex imploded by dropping Ame's Pet on the wooden floor before it combusted. Peace was regained before the villain managed to strike the earth's core, and everyone died of laughter, as Kirito had transformed into Rollo Goodlove before dancing away to distant Macedonia. However, betrayal was a bitch, and Team Rocket went to mock Team Aqua's boss Archie, who took revenge on Lord Weegee before killing Pewdiepie, Nova and Toby. They then slapped Enigma, because they hate how she smells. However, real heroes break fourth walls and lick tentacles, which means that weed was smoked, obviously! What did they ever do to get murdered, besides annoying Amethyst? Oh, and Admins plundered the children (fake ones), since Enigma rebuilt Tristaguard (you're greedy), as Explosms (also greedy) desired cookies of the Mayan Tribe of THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! And Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl the llama, being the idiot, had the rumblies from the enchiladas which Kirito had taken from the Squid King, Ikaru. Now for the second story (because the first one is what)! Somebody write a beginning sentence.