The Fush

Oh, sheesh, I don't think even Rotom-W could stop that. I'd have to hope Carracosta set up without entry hazards could counter that. Thanks for the heads up, and for the rating.

I'm so tough that I don't need Astra on Stefan.

I like turtles and monkeys

I'm so tough that I can hold up a repeated fight sequence in the Game Corner. Ohwaitsleepy

I'm so tough I can rake your mind with my lea- SUPERPOWERS!

I remember the TYPING, not the order :<

I just grab the nearest online Pokedex and run a quick skim

I'm so tough I can leave your mind with my rakes.

I'm so tough that I can rake the leaves USING MY MIND...

I guess I just seem to be good at remembering stuff then xD

Am I the only person who actually cares much about 5th gen as a game series? :<

Uh... can that be considered tough? Well, I guess it's tough in a... mental state way. In that case, I'm so tough that my mind is like a giant lock: nobody can read it.

For me, it was 19 seconds and 59 milliseconds Oh, and I'm so tough that when I see NPCs in pokemon that tell me not to ruin rare footprints, I walk STRAIGHT PAST THEM.

Gigalith is only Rock type. Grass is only 2x.

Hey everyone, this is Roo The Baka. After the horrible lack-of-knowledge failure that was my last RMT, I've done a ton of improving since then, and am now ready to share a UU team which I think is working quite well. At A Glance While this team does have a main focus on offense, there are a few defensive motives surrounding it aswell. Hipster Coffin (Cofagrigus) (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Mummy EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SDef Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk) - Toxic - Swagger - Protect - Night Shade Believe it or not, the Protect/Swagger combo I'm using was based off what a trainer used in Pokemon White 2 (I'm not even kidding). This is an amazing staller, with Toxic and Swagger working away at the enemy while you use Protect to keep yourself up and use leftovers to heal your established wounds. With the EVs and Careful nature, practically no Special Dolt in UU or lower can harm this thing, although physical attackers are a different story. Hippiesaur (Sceptile) (M) @ Flying Gem Trait: Unburden EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - Leaf Blade - Dragon Claw - Drain Punch - Acrobatics Prepare to feel the physical pain with this one. Use a boosted Acrobatics with your gem to dish out some major damage, and Unburden's got you sped up and ready to rampage. Drain Punch helps to keep it up, and the Speed despite Unburden is there to take care of threats like Venomoth. Thanks for the suggestion, Erick. Olivia (Gothitelle) (F) @ Life Orb Trait: Shadow Tag EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Psychic - Calm Mind - Thunder Wave - Dark Pulse After Ryan C's suggestion, I searched for a pokemon that could help my team's weaknesses and still dominate the enemy. With this in mind- ok, I'm cutting to the point here. I can't BELIEVE how unnoticed this thing is. It gets Shadow Tag, is basically a Latias in UU, making it far more reliable for taking hits than say, a UUish Chandelure, and has an amazingly diverse special movepool. I've implemented Thunder Wave for trolling while taking special damage. All in all, I'm proud of this. Not to mention, this thing can stop both Nidoking and Crobat in their tracks with Psychic and special resistance to Nidoking. Thank you, Ryan C. Metroid (Cradily) (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Storm Drain EVs: 8 HP / 152 Def / 116 SAtk / 232 SDef Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk) - Giga Drain - Barrier - Earth Power - Recover I love this thing. It makes Water types want to cry, and it's actually got decent special offense. It's also an amazing tank, and after you guys pointed out how idiotic I was to forget Recover, I slapped it on here. Since Cofagrigus walls specials, I'd figure Cradily could wall physical attacks with Barrier, and combine that power with draining so it can stand against fighting and ice types. The Cooker (Rotom-H) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Levitate EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk) - Volt Switch - Overheat - Shadow Ball - Hidden Power [Grass] A beast in special offense to begin with, Rotom-H also has levitate, meaning it's perfect to stop an Earthquake from say, Rhyperior, and hit back unsuspectingly with a HP Grass. Since this is a hit-and-run pokemon, Overheat is amazing on this thing. Another bonus for this thing is that due to it's synergy with Cradily, it's the perfect water type baiter. Simply Volt Switch the opposition, and send out Cradily to let Storm Drain let Cradily gain some more offensive power. Chaos Dunk (Carracosta) (M) @ Custap Berry Trait: Sturdy EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Shell Smash - Waterfall - Stone Edge - Earthquake This turtle is nothing to mess around with. The Shell Smash Sturdy combo is amazing, and Waterfall, Stone Edge and Earthquake are all great physical hitters. What, it won't always be fast enough to hit again? The Custap Berry covers that just fine. So, this is my first PROPER RMT. Ratings are much appreciated. Potential Threats: -Nidoking: When Scarfed, there's a lot of my team that could receive hell from it. Using a combination of switch lock-in moves and Carracosta/Rotom-H would be great, especially Carracosta, because that pretty much gives him a free turn to smash. -Venomoth: Noting to self NOT to let it use Sleep Powder or Substitute. I need to be prepared by having a pokemon ready to face it at all times. Volt Switching and sending out something generally good to outspeed it, mainly Sceptile, is the best, and possibly the only solution! That, or if it doesn't have Sleep Powder, it's Carracosta's for the taking. -Kadabra: Generally powerful, varied special attacker. I'm gonna watch out for things like Shadow Ball and Energy Ball, because that can raise a lot of havoc on Gothitelle and the others. A good Shadow Ball will shut it up. -Umbreon: Be it stall or half-stallish (say, with a move like Crunch), I need to prepare to face this thing when it comes out. Shell Smashing could be good, or crippling it with Thunder Wave or Cofagrigus is a surefire way to stop it. However, if it has Crunch, I'd best be wary if I'm trying to set up Gothitelle. Update Log: -Removed Stockpile and Swallow on Cradily, gave it Recover and Barrier. -Slight EV changes to multiple pokemon. -Replaced Lilligant with Gothitelle. -Edited Sceptile's EVs, and Gothitelle's EVs. -Replaced Gothitelle's Flatter with Thunder Wave. -Corrected an EV fault with Cofagrigus, where SpDef was 212 instead of 252.

When Gigalith had Sturdy, and didn't have a 4x weakness.

A topic I didn't notice? Well, let's rectify that. Zed the Absol would be my front line pokemon? Assholes trying to throw a basketball at me? Sucker Punch does the trick. Murderer trying to stab me in the night? Sucker Punch does the trick. Sucker Punch does it all. Nunu the Glaceon would be up next. With an Icy Rock, I can ask for an extended period of some good ol' snow from this icy friend. Also, I might be in the mood to walk on frozen water. That'd be badass. Third up is Derp, the Munchlax. This guy is hilarious entertainment, and will save my life when I'm tempted to eat too much food. Next, Profos the Aggron. Firstly due to it's motherfucking awesomeness, second because of it's ability to save me from incoming vehicles at wall, and thirdly to menace all the retards around me. Fifth of all, Awesome, a scarfed Ditto. I'm ready for other bullies that send their pokemon out to beat me up... by delivering the beatdown right back at them. Also, jelly can fit through tight spots. You jelly? Finally, Riku the Gallade, a miracle worker. In the case of a blown out pokemon battle, some of my pokemon have a speed disadvantage. This calls for the elite team, Aggron, Munchlax, Glaceon and Gallade. Why? Because this Gallade has Trick Room to turn the tide in my favour, and it has motherfuckin' swords on it's hands. You don't mess with that. Flying? Who needs that? >Fly is an offensive move. >Sucker Punch goes before offensive moves. >Sucker Punch can help me fly.

Gigalith is essentially a more capable Rhyperior. Go figure.

Well, so much for what I was saying >_>

I'm so tough that I banged my head into a door hinge at fast running speed and only needed a small plaster. (True story from when I was 4 years old)

Banned for multi-colour trainer card.

So because he's using two very commonly used pokemon, you can insult him for unoriginality. Makes sense. There's this thing here called teambuilding, and making your team support itself with the right pokemon. UPDATE: Kamina tell me sooner

Banned for not realizing obvious ghost flaw.

Banned for secretly running choice banded Terrakion!