Sceptilespy

(Sounds of battling and trash cans being flung can be heard from a nearby alley.)

Seth: Uh, ok. I'm just going to ignore that.

Vera: What if someone is in trouble? 

Seth: I literally don't care, they're probably in trouble for good reason.

Vera: What if it's a helpless little girl who bumped into the wrong person?

Seth: Then sue the parents for neglect. How many of your sentences have to end in question marks for you to understand, we don't acknowledge these things. Remember, you're a criminal, so lay low, and mind your own damn business!

Vera: Tch, I'm going back there! If you really want to change, you'll come with me!

Seth: (Mocking Vera) Oh, yeah, I want to change! That will definitely get me out of jail! It's not like I've savagely beaten people before! HAHahaHaAha. -Sigh- (Follows Vera)

(In the Alley. 6 Figures are visible. 2 males appear to be battling 1 girl. Male 1 has a Rampardos, and Male 2 has an Aerodactyl. Girl 1 has a Vivillon.)

Vera: SEE, I TOLD YOU S-

Seth: (Cups Vera's mouth and drags her behind a flung Trash can.) -Whispers- Are you stupid? Do you know who that is?

Vera: -Whispering is muffled through Seth's hand- Well, clearly I don't, considering I nearly threw out my Pokemon.

Seth: That's AIDEN. A GYM LEADER. He's literally the law.

Vera: So what?

Seth: We're criminals. And you were about to assault the people with him with your Pokemon. Do you want 20 years behind bars?

Vera: I think 20 years is an overstatement. 

Seth: Ok, well, let's bring up your history in the Asteroid be-

Vera: Understood. 20 years is a perfect sentence for someone like myself.

Seth: Thank you.

(Large gust of wind blows Trash Can covering Seth and Vera away.)

Enema: -Panting heavily- Is that all you guys got? 

Dallas: You have one pokemon left. You cannot win.

Tyler: You slow or somethin'? Give up while you're ahead and I'll be gentle.

Enema: Tch, ambushing a girl, and then countering her favorite type? I'm pretty sure being "gentle" is out of the picture.

Dallas: Details, details. Quit the talking. Rampardos, end this. Use Rock slide!

Enema: Actually, the battle is already over.

Tyler: For you maybe. 

(A swarm of trash cans suddenly drops on Aerodactyl and Rampardos.)

Dallas: What in the-?

Tyler: Holy shit!

Dallas: What the hell did you do!

Enema: Heh, what did you think that blast of wind was for? I had Vivillon use hurricane to fling the trash cans up, and let you two talk your mouths off until they landed. Pretty smart eh?

Dallas: It would've been, if that wasn't the final trick up your sleeve. I still have 2 Pokemon left. And this time, Steel won't hurt them. Go Arcanine! 

Tyler: And I have 3 Pokemon! Go Vivillon!

Enema: (A Vivillon? What are they planning?) Vivillon! Use Hurricane to launch those trash bags at them!

Dallas: Not this time you stuck up bug! Arcanine use Heat Wave!

Tyler: Vivillon, use powder!

Enema: Wait, no! Don-!

(Heat Wave Clashes with the Hurricane, Vivillon uses powder to put explosive substances in the air, turning the clash into Arcanine's favor. As well as the Heat Wave turning the Trash bags and bins on fire, and the powder making them explode, effectively turning them into Grenades.)

(Explosion)

Carmen/Damien: AIDEN WATCH OUT!

Seth: Vera, this is our chance! We gotta GO! 

Vera: She could be dead! I have to check if she's alright!

Seth: Listen, whoever she is, I know for a fact she wouldn't want a somewhat innocent person to run into the middle of a deadly battle. So do her a favor, and let's bounce!

Vera: No! I'm going! (Runs into smoke.)

Seth: You self righteous piece of..., ugh! (Runs into smoke as well.)

(Smoke clears)

Tyler: Did we get her?

Dallas: We definitely did. 

Vera: Go Lucario! Use Close Combat on those losers!

Tyler: What the? Dallas!

Dallas: I got it. Arcanine, use heat wave and light up the leftover substances on the ground! 

Seth: Go Throh! Use Wide Guard to block it!

(Explosion clashes against barrier.)

Tyler: They survived? What the- AUGH! 

(Tyler falls after getting punched in the stomach by Lucario.)

Dallas: You ignorant little kids! Where did you even come from! Arcanine, use-!

Seth: Throh, use Storm Throw!

(Throh throws Arcanine into the air.)

Vera: Now, Lucario, Focus Blast it into Oblivion! 

(Lucario uses focus blast and knocks out the flying arcanine.)

Dallas: Tch, return Arcanine! I still have a Pokemon left, and I'll be damned if I lose to yo-! Go Staraptor! Use Brave Bird on the girl!

Vera: Lucario, use counter!

(Staraptor brave birds into the counter and gets knocked out, flying into Dallas and knocking them both out.)

Seth: Easy. Now let's go check on the girl and get out of here. The police are in hot pursuit of our asses, and I'm 110% sure they'll check an explosion. 

Vera: Miss! Are you ok?

Enema: (Covered under trash bags and ash.) Why did you come here! I'm a Gym Leader, I have it under control!

Vera: Well seeing as you're covered in ash and dirt, I'd say you don't, here, let me help you up. 

Seth: VERA. WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS.

Aiden: There's just no way, I see little old Seth here. With Vera too. Oh, this is way too good.

Carmen: TOO GOOD.

Enema: Leave them alone Aiden! It's me you came for right? So focus on me, I still have a Pokemon left!

Aiden: Quit frontin', you know damn well your legs will give out any second now. 

Carmen: ANY SECOND.

Enema: And you know damn well that this isn't right!

Aiden: Oh so you want to talk about what's right and wrong now? Who made you the grand arbiter on morality?

Carmen: NOBODY.

Enema: Well, why don't y- okay, can you shut your poor excuse for a girlfriend up? I can't believe I dumped you and you crawled to this chick.

Aiden: Go, Silvally! Now. If you have something else you'd like to say, let's hear it. I'm sick and tired of your games. I'm ending your manipulative tyranny here.

Carmen: RIGHT NOW. 

Enema: Big words for someone who doesn't understand anything! You're just a pawn!

Aiden: Pawn I may be, but at the end of the day, I'll be at the top, and you should've been there with me. 

Carmen: SHOULD'VE.

Enema: Who cares about being at the top! Have you thought about what will happen to everyone you cared about!

Aiden: Everyone I cared about is either dead, or covered in trash in front of me wailing about what's right and wrong. 

Carmen: WAILING. 

Enema: Don't you have a heart?

Aiden: You ripped out my heart and threw it down the drain along with our relationship.

Carmen: TORE IT OUT.

Aiden: Ok, Carmen, you can stop now. It's starting to annoy me.

Carmen: Haha, my bad. Now who's this trash bag you're arguing with. Can I drop her in a casket?

Aiden: That will be my pleasure, but we can't do that yet.

Seth: -Whispering- Now would be a good time to leave.

Vera: -Whispering- I'm actually starting to agree with you.

(Seth and Carmen slowly tip toe out until they hit a barrier.)

Carmen: Nice try.

Damien: Where do you think y'all are goin'?

Seth: Literally anywhere else. 

Damien: Sorry, see, you've seen a bit to much. So you gotta go.

Vera: Does that mean you- you're gonna kill us?

Damien: Duh

......

Seth and Vera: HAHAHAHA, LMAO, LOOK AT THIS TOUGH GUY. 

Damien: What the? What's so funny losers? 

Seth: (Tearing up from laughter) With all due respect, We've survived much more then you think we have. You won't be killing shit.

Vera: I'm more scared of infection from that trash bag then you!

Damien: Why you little. How about this! Go Salamence!

Seth: Oh. 

Vera: Oh.

Seth: Whatever, if it's a battle you want, it's a battle you'll get! Go Greninja!

Vera: What he said! Let's do this Weavile!

Aiden: Go help out Damien, Carmen. I'll handle Enema. 

Carmen: She only has 1 pokemon but ok. I'll take on the runts. Go Alakazam!

Aiden: Don't think I haven't noticed you using revives under those trash bags. 

Enema: Tch, Doesn't matter. (All I need is to create an opening, and then Aiden is done for!)

Aiden: Your Pokemon are at half health. You don't stand a chance.

Enema: Well, I'm surprisingly resourceful, so let's see!

Damien: I'll crush you, and then I'll take that sweet little girl back home with me!

Seth: If you touch her, on my life, it's a wrap for you! I'll destroy you right here!

Damien: Try me!

Carmen: Guess it's a double battle then!

Vera: Let's smack these guys!

Aiden: You're mine!

Enema: Come at me!

All: I WILL NOT LOSE! '

 

Aiden's Team: Silvally, Porygon-Z, Mega Pidgeot, Raticate-Alola, Pyroar, Snorlax

Enema's Team: Vivillon, Forretress, Araquanid, Mega Pinsir, Escavelier, Golispod

Damien's Team: Mega Salamence, Haxorus, Hydreigon, Dragalge, Kommo-o, Garchomp

Carmen's Team: Alakazam, Mega Gallade, Malamar, Exeggutor, Gothitelle, Gardevior

Vera's Team: Mega Lucario, Weavile, Roserade, Delphox, Primarina, Flygon

Seth's Team: Throh, Greninja, Mega Charizard, Mamoswine, Tyranitar, Scolipede