Hycrox

ayy can i get a uhhhhh

 

robbie rotten in smash 5?

Books?

 

Child mind-control at its finest, Pokémon (Japanese: ポケモン) was invented by the ancient Greeks but was only recently released to the world at large due to significant hold-ups in the patent office, although many believe it to be the work of the underworld.

Based loosely on the conviction that kids actually suck and can only be permitted to live insofar as they will eventually become not-kids, the Greeks sought the implementation of the Pokémon as a means of occupying the little buggers long enough to allow the adults to sneak out to late night bingo and philosophy death-matches near the fountain south of the Parthenon.

Sadly, the Greeks were unable to occupy their children in this manner, owing to the fact that none of the little brats wanted to train their L3 Jigglypuff after seeing the kick-ass Charizard on the box, and were eventually forced to eat them or train them in the ways of beer-vending (as many beer-vendors were being killed off when the bingo and philosophy death-matches got out of hand).

When Pokémon was finally pushed through the patent office and introduced to the world, children had already developed an immunity to it by breathing toxins released into the upper atmosphere by millions of Japanese Soy Sauce cooking "incidents." Greeks on the other hand went on to invent one of the world's most beloved product lines. The publishment of the game launched many Pokémon careers. Charizard starred in a Japanese remake of the classic, "Godzilla" but was fired after allegedly consuming the director, Kawasaki Mitsubishi. Others, who weren't so lucky, resorted to other sources for sustenance. Jigglypuff and Ditto assumed a career as a crack addicted whore on Nevada street corners. Ditto was especially popular, as it turned into anything you wanted. Jigglypuff was forced to sing as a pathetic attempt to get some recognition.

finally playing rejuv for the 3rd time:

 

 

Get a very nice toy car, right here!

http://www.rebornevo.com/forum/index.php?/topic/27852-reborn-to-game-hunger-game-summer-edition/

 

Happy new gregorian year Reborn!

Bless this wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Have you heard about Pokenations? It's really cool, and a decent way to pass the time!

 

 

HEEEEEEYY-OOH

 

HERE COMES THE DANGER UP IN THIS CLUB

holy moly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did hit her

It's true

It's not bullshit

I did hit her

 

RAAAAAAA

 

oh hi mark

it be

 

it's time

 

#MakeRebornGreaterAgain

Look at the voice

 

My name is Inigo Montoya

You killed my father

Prepare to die

rule #1 of cults: don't allow people who're likely to stab you

rule #2: let me meme

so uh

 

hunger games rn in http://reborn.psim.us/

Step right up, step right up! Sign up for the third season of Redemption right here: http://www.rebornevo.com/forum/index.php?/topic/29327-s3-redemption-sign-up-thread/

 

this needs some high quality music

 

 

well

 

SiIvagunner is dead again

wtf

 

why am I seeing we are men again?

Yo Redemption scrubs, here's another batch of Trainer Cards:

 

It's a beautiful day outside...

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