IntSys

Bargus, Central Hotel F7, Hotel Room "Spying?! That's not how you treat a potential ally, my friend! And besides, if we get caught spying, we'd get in big trouble! We- no, I'll ask him personally about the matter, no worries." Bargus rose from the couch. "You three, er...four, can relax in meantime, go to the restaurant on the second floor, or just call the room service to deliver you snacks and drinks." He quickly recalled the information on the pamphlet he picked up back in the lobby, the details were all food, though...must have been due to the hunger. "Oh, I might take awhile, so here's the 'key'." He walked to a small panel of glass stuck on the wall, and pressed his right hand against it, making it glow a gentle blue. "Just use your hand to siphon it." He picked up the room's telephone and asked for Haze's room number, acting like he was a guest. Looks can be intimidating, but take that out and Bargus would just feel like a human in his mid forties. -- Central Hotel 5F Here it is. He knocked the door, then leaned on the wall to wait for the gunman to open the door.

Bargus "Yeah, there was the guy with the glove and he made ugly bird things and I was all like whoosh and pow and kablammo and it was a super awesome fight." "Hahaha...how I wish I had an actual fight today." Bargus shrugged. "Well, we found ourselves almost fighting three lousy thugs, trying to kidnap a girl Misara found." Bargus sighed, "Just when we thought we can give them the good o' one-two, the girl's bodyguard, Haze, arrived and stopped the fight with his guns. He seemed to have some special privileges, allowing him to call off the guards that were just about to arrest us. Misara left shortly after, clearly showing no interest in tagging along. Strange, isn't it? After all, she was one of the major causes of the feud." "If anything, we might be able to get some information about similar technologies from Haze, as he and the girl are staying in the same hotel as we are. Won't hurt to try, am I right?"

I ninja'd you, and you ninja'd me back. Time to fix my post~ XD

Bargus " As you can see this is one of Lucy's, you know the blind girl in our team, a bit unfriendly and likes to be alone." "A bird, huh? We sure have all sorts of talent here." "Anyways, they're guarding the criminal in an dark alley right now, along with Mr.Jorgen and Mr.Raziel. If you like i could take you there to see what the situation is there right now." "Guarding a crimin- bah, tell me about it inside. I doubt if I'm going to be much of help when they got it under control." Bargus almost yelled the word out loud in public. -- The way hotel rooms were booked was quite interesting: You stamp your hand on a magic ring, the clerk chants a string of arcane vocabularies, and suddenly the hand you used becomes an ID card or a key to your room. The elevator opened...red carpet, marble walls. A circle of angelic runes glowed and faded on the carpet. The inner side of the elevator door showed a touch interface, listing the floor options and the features of the lower facility floors. 1...2...3...4... Bargus's stomach grumbled quietly. He hadn't eaten food since this morning, and he skipped lunch on his way here. The room service seemed to be able to send food directly to the hotel rooms, so he decided to not stop at the restaurant at the second floor. 5...6...7. The elevator doors opened. After a bit of walk, they arrived at the room. The door, quite interestingly, lacked a handle on the outward side. He gently pushed the door with his right hand, and it flashed in response and opened smoothly. A set of light switches sat on the foyer's wall, allowing easy control over the lights in different rooms. Bargus hit the switch for the living room. The room looked quite comfortable. It came with a living room, a bedroom, and a bathroom. The living room had a black couch and two white armchairs surrounding a granite table. A big glass panel was attached onto the wall, apparently a magical television. A thin instruction manual sat on a cabinet by the ceiling windows, containing the spellwords used to control the television. The ceiling windows were especially clean, showing the amount of work put into maintaining the hotel. He sat on the couch and waited everyone to take a seat.

Bargus "Sure." Bargus replied. "Haze, we'll be tending to our business then, see ya later!" He waved at the friendly gunslinger and left the lobby. The sun's light slowly dimmed, the city lights were gradually turned on... The blond sniper stood next to a bizarre girl. "Hey, Jesse!" He greeted. "Were you tracing our footsteps? Oh well, that saves one bit of trouble. I've booked a room in this very hotel, and it's large enough to hold a meeting. Now, the problem is to pin down the rest of the team and relay the information, see if you can help out." His eyes rolled to the bizarre girl, adorning herself in an outfit completely out of this world, ridiculous even by Myriad human standards. "And...who are you? A friend of his?"

Bargus "It´s a pleasure to meet you. Shall we get going then? It´s getting late." Late?! Bargus looked to the end of the street, and noticed the dusk. The sunlight skimmed through the layers of clouds beneath the city, dyeing them gold. The walls of the skyscrapers gleam under the golden rays, adding an affluent touch to the already magnificent city. "Tsk, being above the clouds really makes the time cycle subtle." Bargus exclaimed. "Let's get going." -- "This is it." Bargus looked at the sign of the hotel. Now looking at it, he noticed the glamorous architectural work on the hotel, with the wall plated with chiseled rocks and glass windows embedded within them. Various indents revealed shadows, clashing with the sunlight, yet balanced enough to gently mix together. The lobby was exquisite, with the sunlight cast upon the floor and mattresses. Chairs and tables were arranged neatly for any guests to relax on. He picked up an introduction booklet, looked at Karol and said, "I'll book a room for four, for now. It seems to be large enough to hold all of the team for a private discussion." He then walked up to the attendant and said, "I'll book a room for four. Here's the money." He pulled out a wallet from his pocket and gave the attendant several banknotes.

Time passes by fast, lol

Wait..."It's getting late?" Is it dusk already?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-434706471 Based Z-Lord.

Not needed anymore when Madame X now only has Yveltal.

good shits RAW POWER (Medicham) @ Life Orb Ability: Pure Power EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psyshock - Focus Blast - Calm Mind - Shadow Ball Crossdressing Gallade (Gardevoir) @ Gardevoirite Ability: Trace Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Double-Edge - Thunder Punch - Fire Punch - Ice Punch Hoopa-Rebound (Hoopa-Unbound) Ability: Magician EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Foul Play - Toxic - Rest - Sleep Talk

Special thanks to Pocky for starting the idea in the chat! Welcome to the grandiose Joke Factory, where people put up sets that are absolutely NUTS. Bulky Dugtrio, Perish Song Azumarill, you name it! To start things off, here are my sets: Fire Spin to "trap" things, Toxic + Hex for massive damage, and Substitute for opposing Toxic stalls. This set is so horrible but alas it is here. Perhaps if I change Flame Charge to Flare Blitz, it will become "viable"

Bargus "What a coincidence, we're staying at Central Hotel as well!" Bargus laughed. "I haven't introduced myself, have I? Let's change that...My name's Bargus, and I'm a traveler and a bodyguard for this little fellow here." He just called the cops off, interesting. He must have some sort of privileges. It'd be nice to cooperate with him.

Is this the part where I do the magical retcon and rename the name-previously-unmentioned hotel?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-434012286 How the mighty Durant broke the horrible stall.