Ironbound

So no one wants to show anything? No matter, I'll do it myself. More samples from my balcony garden.

Play chess.

No, it doesn't suck. I don't know what's wrong with you people, but a process executed without impediment is a smooth, efficient and desirable process. Why would you want obstacles when you can get the thing done so much better without them? 1341.

3edgy5me/10 Honestly looks a bit like a humanised female Mr.Crabs if you don't at once notice that the...thingies...are bloodied. But it's likely just me.

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Suddenly elephants Stumpink elephants on parade, elephants, elephants, elephants! Spine?

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Chemistry you shall vote for dogs or else I shall make you wear an atrocious moustache 1319

Magnemite is awesome, woopers are hilarious, regiggigas is the quintessential old man who hates kids playing on his property, and everything else is meh.

*LOUD TRUMPETING* Honestly stumpink is almost my new favourite. Call it a second-in-command to the Magnet Lord. Micky

I was having too much fun. [08:44] +Tеmpеst: Fuck Cross Products [08:44] Calcudescent: What's wrong with vectors [08:45] Calcudescent: I have a couple of Cross pens, and they're fine :^] [08:47] Calcudescent: I'm curious [08:47] Calcudescent: Why are you cross with Cross products. [08:47] Calcudescent: Do you have a Cross to bear? [08:48] RBRN Commander hides for cover [08:48] Calcudescent: I wouldn't want to cross you in your foul mood [08:48] Calcudescent: But to cut across for a sec [08:48] YinYang9705 smacks viri with a cross [08:48] Calcudescent: Ow [08:48] RBRN Commander also crosses his fingers in hopes he doesn't die [08:49] Calcudescent: why must you be so cross-grained [08:49] YinYang9705: puns [08:49] YinYang9705 s skin sizzles at the mere sound of a pun [08:52] Calcudescent prays for yinyang's safe crossing [08:53] Calcudescent: Tempest unless you want me to continue Cross puns tell me what your gripe with it is I'm having too much fun [08:56] Calcudescent: I'll take that as a check mark and not a cross, then! DJWongTong joined [08:56] Calcudescent: Okay so, what's Tempest's favourite Pokemon? [08:56] Calcudescent: Heracross, of course! [08:56] YinYang9705 bursts into flame Champion CoolGirl joined [08:57] Calcudescent: What game does tempest like to play? [08:57] Calcudescent: Lacrosse! [08:57] DJWongTong hugs everyone [08:58] Calcudescent: And what would tempest shoot me with when he comes back and sees all the cross puns? [08:58] DJWongTong: Heracross is bad [08:58] DJWongTong: Like Tempest [08:58] Calcudescent: A Crossbow! [08:58] Calcudescent: All these puns crisscrossing the chat would certainly make him cross [08:58] YinYang9705 is a pile of ashes [08:59] YinYang9705: I'd hate to be the janitor who has to clean that up [09:00] Calcudescent: You don't want to cross him, for sure Noble Kakyoin joined [09:01] Noble Kakyoin: Who watched the new DiU episode? [09:01] Calcudescent: But here, have a bun so you don't get cross with me [09:01] Calcudescent: It's a hot cross bun! [09:01] +Tеmpеst: ... [09:01] +Tеmpеst: WHO [09:01] +Tеmpеst: WAS MAKING PUNS [09:01] Calcudescent: :^] [09:01] Calcudescent: Finally, I got my point across [09:02] YinYang9705: and I only died once due to it [09:02] Calcudescent: Come now, is that true? [09:02] Calcudescent: Cross your heart? [09:02] +Tеmpеst: I die everytime I read your puns

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1282 That cat looks like it would maul something. Let me show off my dog more: My dog and I both believe in the power of yoga.

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They're all around level 32-33 as far as I remember, so you'll likely have to relearn or breed in order to get any move they learn at a lower level.

Dewottm-8/10

I mean I have no idea where it's from. 6/10 back to you.

I'd be more than happy to make this into a thread for stumpink's supremacy but I'm already aware that we're going way off track. When we get to making a thread for our game mostly after we agree on a name for it OTL then you can feel free to fling your petty jibes at the impervious hide of the great stumpink. Also I agree I'm rusty but my main joy of Pokemon is in teambuilding. If I'm lending thought to building a fakemon game, I'll be sure to keep it balanced and evolving. There'll be Pokemon that will find use in every stage of the game, and none that will be too easy a steamroll. except the uberlegend which ought to be banned by the Geneva Convention if humanity values its hide So, in honesty 7.2/10 I like dewott, easily the best mid-dtage starter design of any canon Pokemon, but it's a shame Samurott becomes a generic quadruped and isn't Water/Fighting with Shell Smash and Sacred Sword. GF probably didn't want to take the spotlight away from the UglyHorse of that typing that was also introduced in the same generation. EDIT: ninja'd by murdoc but I never understood his avatars anyway so doesn't matter

You lack the ability to grasp the power of Stumpink. A Pokemon this bulky will eat a superpower from Samurott for breakfast, and crush it with a Wood Hammer. Ignorance/10 Also you'll just run away once you behold the main legendary in this game. Nothing, NOTHING has ever been so terrifying. Except human stupidity.

Well it's a real shame that Samurott isn't a fighting or a steel type, isn't it? I think you'll need a Water Veil. Also the world is not ready for stumpink's final forme, I tell you. You haven't seen its stats. Burned/10

-∞/10 for inane comment. It's Grass/rock. It's neutral to fire and it will beat the shit out of fire types. Edit: Dewottm8