If I can give any advice to anyone going to college with my two weeks of knowledge: It's learn to use a microwave. That way, you don't have to be woken up to a 45min evacuation on a saturday...
Well, we gotta make cake. How are we going to have a welcome back party, and have the person who's returning make their own cake?
How about we buy some pie instead, mde?
If you saw someone lose $50, would you pick it up and keep it or give the person their money back? [9/3/2015]
As much as the broke me would love to keep the $50, I would return it just fill someone else's day with gratitude.